Nothing is as unsettling as the reports of the Carradine death photo that was released by a Thai tabloid and showed the man hanging from a closet with his genitals bound, with a woman’s wig and panties on, in some really obscure auto-erotic/masturbation/asphyxiation shit, because motherfucker was in his fucking 70s, leading me to believe that the older we get, the weirder our sex lives get, reminding me of my fear of dying of a heart attack everytime I fuck my pocket pussy/random household objects that double as pocket pussies.

Either way, the picture has outraged his family, as they would probably outrage your family if you died of a masturbation accident, I mean if they even noticed you were dead, but I am sure they are out there somewhere, so if you’re an American teaching English in Thailand while fucking 12 year old Ladyboys on your time off, scan that shit and send it in.

I guess he wasn’t much of a real Kung Fu Master. What a disappointment.

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