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2010

18

May

Woody Allen Adopted Daughter he Fucked is Ugly of the Day

This story always makes me laugh becuase Woody Allen lived out a joke I used to have where I’d go to the adoption office and tell them I want to adopt a 16 year old but she has to be hot because I intend of fucking her and making her my sex slave by showing her pictures of the poor war torn country that I will send her back to if she doesn’t start serviing me…..they generally don’t entertain my requests…but somehow Woody Allen lived that shit out, not because he fucked his adopted daughter, but because he fucked his wife’s adopted daughter he was a father figure to, and the whole thing is confusing, especially after seeing what the bitch he molested and caused a scandal over looks like….I mean if she had fat tits and a hot ass, I’d get it…but this looks like the bitch at my convenience store….no racist.,

I understand that Woody Allen is not quite a looker, but he’s some obscure Jewish rich guy who people consider some kind of artist, or even a legend and that usually attracts hot actor pussy trying to get ahead in the industry or hot model pussy trying to get into acting or to be seen as his “muse”, but for some reason he chose this…and the whole thing is real confusing…cuz she’s ugly…I think he’s just doing it to make his perverted slip-up when he got caught fucking her seem less perverted because he stuck it out with her cuz it was real love….I’m pretty sure that’s the reality….cuz the rumor is he was fucking her when she was 7 and that’s something you don’t need re-visiting you – so keep the bitch happy and at bay and everything will blow over cuz she’s won’t throw her “husband” under the bridge for molesting her..so you better fucking marry it and pretend…cuz jail isn’t fun….it’s simple pervert logic…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Pervert|wife|Woody Allen

2010

14

Jan

Little Kid Gets Awarded for Being a Pervert of the Day

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Someone played a prank on a local Virgina TV show and I’m sure someone is going to get fired for this. They just have to figure out if the drawing was actually done by a kid and the producer let shit on, or if it was done by some pervert joker who drew a pic of a dude jerking off and cumming while asking “Who Will Be My Friend” all for an Arby’s Adventure Meal…..the whole this is fucking weird.

Posted in:Drawing|Little Kid|Pervert

2009

26

Oct

Perverted Granny Gets Charged for Banging a 12 Year old Of the Day

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You know what happens when a motherfucker fucks a 12 year old girl, we get charged for fucking life, and when we are in prison for life in prison, we get beat the fuck down on a daily basis for being a child molester, and you know what, rightfully so, because I agree with that shit, fucking a 12 year old is really sick and you have to be pretty fucking twisted to get off to that, let alone set the fucking scene to make a 12 year old want to fuck you back, just getting laid by an adult who wants to fuck and likes to fuck takes a lot of effort and seduction, so despite how convenient the no period / no pregnancy may seem alright in theory, but they are really just kids and need to be left to be kids.

But when a 55 year old who based on this video, I guess is pretending to be 95, with her walker fucks a 12 year old boy, she only gets 5 years as a maximum sentence, where all the other inmates will high five her before prison raping her ass with their tongues, because the 12 year old dick did no damage to her dying pussy, making it more fun to fist. I was 12 once and I probably would have wanted to get raped by an older woman, cuz the girls my age didn’t have tits yet, but it is definitely not a service when dealing with the nightmares and sexual issues that will haunt a mother for life because of the horrible memories of her dying body on all fours and shit…disgusting.

Posted in:Granny|Pervert|Sex With Kids

2009

11

Aug

60 Year Old Perver Rapes Minnie Mouse of the Day

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“Judge, I was just having fun” when on trial for molestation, rape or sexual harrassment looks like it just won’t work, again. I mean the whole thing is really bullshit, Minnie Mouse has been seducing men for fucking decades and it’s only natural that the second one of us comes in contact with her that we’d go for her cunt, even if Minnie Mouse is just a person dressed like Minnie Mouse and not the actual cartoon character. We’d do the same to pretty much anyone dressed like someone who has been cockteasin’ forever, especially when bitch is in the magic fuckin’ kingdom and if they don’t want us to try to make magic than they should re-work their marketing strategy.

The real joke in all this is that Walt Disney was created by a fuckin’ pedophile, in an era when pedophiles weren’t arrested if they were high profile….they just sort of swept it under the rug…but everyone knew that a man with such a deep rooted interest in little kids was messed the fuck up and not someone they wanted to let their kids visit for private screenings….

I guess what it comes down to is that we’re all perverts and this minimum wage whore is just trying to make some money and get on TV. I can’t wait for someone to actually molest her, rape her or sexually harrass her to teach her a fucking lesson.

Posted in:60 Year Old|Pervert

2009

29

Jul

Some Pervert Teen Gets Arrested for Being a Hero of the Day

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The legal system is fucked up. If a girl is out there showing me her panties like shit is a fuckin’ tourist attraction, I should be able to take a fuckin’ picture of the shit, because I like to document whatever my eyes see, even if I am hiding under staircases, or bleachers, or tables and desks to get my motherfuckin’ picture of a girl’s upskirt. Not to mention most girls wear fuckin’ underwear so what’s the big fuckin’ deal, it’s just like being on the beach. Stop wasting tax payers money and let a motherfucker be a motherfucker, and while you’re doin it, send me the URL of the site he’s been uploading these pics to. Thanks in advance, assholes…

Posted in:Arrested|Pervert|Teen

2009

08

Jun

David Carradine’s a Pervert of the Day

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Nothing is as unsettling as the reports of the Carradine death photo that was released by a Thai tabloid and showed the man hanging from a closet with his genitals bound, with a woman’s wig and panties on, in some really obscure auto-erotic/masturbation/asphyxiation shit, because motherfucker was in his fucking 70s, leading me to believe that the older we get, the weirder our sex lives get, reminding me of my fear of dying of a heart attack everytime I fuck my pocket pussy/random household objects that double as pocket pussies.

Either way, the picture has outraged his family, as they would probably outrage your family if you died of a masturbation accident, I mean if they even noticed you were dead, but I am sure they are out there somewhere, so if you’re an American teaching English in Thailand while fucking 12 year old Ladyboys on your time off, scan that shit and send it in.

I guess he wasn’t much of a real Kung Fu Master. What a disappointment.

Posted in:David Carradine|Pervert

2007

20

Dec

Flava Flav Checking Out a Grandma of the Day

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Here’s an exclusive video of Flava Flav checking out a granny in NYC about 45 minutes ago. I don’t watch his TV show or know anything much about him, but this video made me laugh and so did the fact that he only had about 3 people around him and they were all on payroll and no one cared to ask him for pictures and shit, like he’s not even a real celebrity, because let’s face it, he’s not, but he’s good enough for this site, but that’s just because I have no standards.

Posted in:Checking Out|Flava Flav|Grandma|Pervert|Unsorted