I know you don’t know who Jessica Lowndes is, but here is The Jessica Lowndes Top 5 Tips to Getting Famous….even though she’s not quite famous…but she’s trying and as pathetic as trying to be famous is…it is still funny..

1- Get on a TV show in Canada with Drake, or any where you are from, because Local market TV is good for the resume.

2- Get on a TV show in America, no matter how bad it is…just get on it.

3- Use being on that show as an excuse to attend any and all events, because the show marketing budget translates back to you, and after the show is cancelled, you’ll still have those social media fans…

4- Decide you are a singer….record songs no one listens to, release videos no one watches….

5- Turn into an instagram whore, get implants, post tits, and ass…because tits get hits and hits get you paid motherfucker…

Then fuck a producer….Pretty basic stuff…

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