My favorite thing about Kate Hudson is not her legs in shorts as her old lady body that is still good enough walks out of the doctor’s office we can assume she was getting her Valtrex prescription filled out, thanks to fucking every single dude in Hollywood pretty much for the last 20 years….

My favorite thin about Kate Hudson is that she’s fucked every single dude in Hollywood for pretty much the last 20 years…

Because there’s something magical about a rich girl, with a trust fund, who never has to work a day in her life, going out there and getting knocked up by 20 by an older dude in a shitty band, to fill the emptiness in her broken soul..

It makes for a good time…unless you’re Owen Wilson, in which case, it leads to your suicide attempt because she just won’t commit after making you snort a ton of coke out of her asshole…

At least that’s how I visualize it going down….little cocaine clouds farted out of her into a mans face…

Because that’s the kind of girl she appears to be…

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