Did you know that the lady who is credited for inventing shapewear basically just cut the legs off pantyhose.

She became a billionaire by swindling women into buying her overpriced version of pantyhose that held bitches together. They could have just cut off their pantyhose legs and wore them like a granny girdle….but instead they wanted the brand name because the hive mind is weak when marketed to…..

She became a billionaire by swindling men everywhere into thinking the bitch they are looking at in those tight outfits actually hold up when they take off those tight outfits and aren’t actually being held together by the tight outfits…

That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still have a slutty secretary in her pantyhose fetish, it’s just to say that pantyhose hold bitches together in ways that made one king bitch a billionare…

So unwrapping Kate Hudson, who has also been marketed hard to us thanks to her mom, could be a disaster, but like the Red Cross, or FEMA, she seems to be contained…

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Kate Hudson is a 46 year old drunken mom of a few kids with a few dads, because she’s modern or a whore, or someone who had too many abortions that she had to keep the sperm that stuck otherwise she could die from medical complications….like internal bleeding….or some shit.

There was a time before she was a famous Romantic Comedian in all the shitty movies of an era, swapping in for roles that would have been good for her mom if she wasn’t so old at the time.

In that time, I assume she was out at all the celebrity parties getting fucked, she had famous parents and step-parents so she had access….It was pre-internet and the paparazzi weren’t as aggressive on celebrity affiliates like their children…so she could skirt the whoring out at all the events under the rug…

Then she decided to act and won because she was family.

Then she decided to launch a billion dollar direct to consumer brand before others did.

Now she’s richer than she was, which was already rich as shit, so the thrills she gets as a respectable wife and mother, is wearing fashionable clothing to fashion events with her tits out.

She is with an ugly friend, also in a sheer dress, but way more conservative, subtle ands modest about flashing the tits, clearly wearing the sheer dress as support to Kate Hudson who she is likely a yes-man for.

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I saw some old lady, I’m talking really old, like Kate Hudson old lady who may think she still has a few good fucks in her, because she can self lubricate still, but those fucks won’t result in babies because the eggs no longer hatch…they’re too busy rotten in a pile outside the chicken coop…

Anyway, I saw this old lady, who clearly did fitness because she wasn’t very fat and the tits weren’t very big. She seemed like she thought she was hot, still fuckable, the kind of sex forward and empowered old lady not willing to be a victim of AGEISM would be….not willing to throw in the towel….probably still the owner of expensive lingerie, even thongs….because of the years she’s worked…at the age she is.

She had a white shirt on, it was tight, I could see her nipples and or in Kate Hudson’s case, her Knipples, and I said “aren’t you a little old for that”….but realized…we’re never too old for nipples.

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I guess when beauty rots away like it’s some produce left in the compost bin….nipples continue to exist.

Billionaire thanks to her direct to consumer approach to social media, a Kardashian in her own right, the Rom-Com Goldie Hawn Nepo baby who was never actually hot, impressive, or interesting, no matter how hard she inspired Owen Wilson to try to kill himself…..is old as shit now, but in a bikini that she’s showing off with some close up of her old lady mom nipple, which is still a fucking nipple…that has survived this much of the composting of Kate Hudson…

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Kate Hudson is an old as shit drunk with fake tits, who was lucky enough to have crawled out of Goldie Hawn’s vagina all those decades ago, because she was able to replace Goldie Hawn in all the shitty Rom/Con’s because Goldie had aged out, but that they still wanted Goldie for….

It allowed her to make her own name off her mother’s back and her mother probably throwing out her back with all the dick she sucked in the 60s when she came up. It was the era of free love, but I guess it’s always free love when you’re trying to get cast in a movie that will change the course of your entire life….

It’s allowed her to make her own money, create her own celebrity to a weird fanbase of ROMCOM normies, that she now sells product to because that’s what people do now….GET EVERY PENNY THEY CAN off the idiots drowning in debt on the internet.

I’ve always thought she was trash that wouldn’t matter without the nepotism, not that I care about nepotism, I actually think it makes sense and allows the chosen bloodlines to keep going, to keep inspiring us, to keep telling us what to do and what to think. We need them….but I could just be bitter that she was responsible for Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide because clearly, she’s a soulless monster, but you don’t have to worry about that when she’s strategically covering her old ass face, neck and showing off the fake titties…

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You may or not know that Kate Hudson jumped on the Jessica Alba, Kardashian, whoever the fuck else went direct to consumer with their internet business selling to retards of social media, that’s made them all billionaires with very little work, it was basically an easy and proven hustle, but they still did it!

Anyway the drunk, abusive, reason Owen Wilson tried to kill himself, mom of a few kids with various dads like a blown out hooker who probably got her fuck on at a young age thanks to her mom being Goldie Hawn, before ever getting all the jobs that would have been for Goldie Hawn if she was younger, has got a new enough set of tits and I guess somee face injections where she’s trying to play her booze hound, near 50 year old face off as shining, wrinkle free and youthful, as these old rich bitches and stripers do!

I’ll look at tits, even on overrated nepotism babies, whether they are accomplished and pulled the scam off like Hudson did, or in the gutter wishing they could break free from their mommy’s shadow, it doesn’t mean I find them interesting, smart, funny, good actors, talented, exciting, it just means I’ll look at any fucking tit, even with face injections and filters, even when they are fake, cuz everything is fucking fake, especially with these fucking scammers, but luckily, I’m so open minded when it comes to TIT!

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I have this theory that I totally made up, but have run with for the last 18 years of this site, because Kate Hudson was an “It-Girl” when I started the site, so I’ve built my prejudice or preconceived notions about her….whether they are true or not, who fucking cares..because they entertain me…and since I am the only one on this site…that’s all that matters…

But yeah, my theory is that Kate Hudson was a hollywood rich kid who probably ran around when underage fucking dirty industry dudes until finally getting knocked up by a much older rocker…back when she was 19 or 20….

I don’t know how good the banged out mom pussy is, but it was definitely manipulative enough to make Owen Wilson try to kill himself….maybe she bounced back from that childbirth at a young age or something….SEWED UP the fuck hole…or workedd on her KEGELS…as rich kids don’t really work so hard so they have time to. put into those KEGELS…

Well, she’s a dot com billionaire thanks to her direct to consumer fitness brand that I guess she uses as an excuse to workout, which is probably why her back is more muscular than a crossfit games winner….

Maybe she’s hopping into the whole female body builder competitions thanks to the musculature she’s got….as she nears or passes through menopause…her higher testosterone lets her get her SWOLE on…

I don’t know why she’s in a stripper dress, but I guess this is how all bitches, even the old ones dress…and to the ROMANTIC COMEDY fans of an actress who has played herself in every movie, replacing her aged out mom…..you can jack off to her masculine back..without feeling queer about it.

Menopause is a more socially acceptable gender change procedure…even in this era of everyone being trans…

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