Kate Hudson is an old as shit drunk with fake tits, who was lucky enough to have crawled out of Goldie Hawn’s vagina all those decades ago, because she was able to replace Goldie Hawn in all the shitty Rom/Con’s because Goldie had aged out, but that they still wanted Goldie for….

It allowed her to make her own name off her mother’s back and her mother probably throwing out her back with all the dick she sucked in the 60s when she came up. It was the era of free love, but I guess it’s always free love when you’re trying to get cast in a movie that will change the course of your entire life….

It’s allowed her to make her own money, create her own celebrity to a weird fanbase of ROMCOM normies, that she now sells product to because that’s what people do now….GET EVERY PENNY THEY CAN off the idiots drowning in debt on the internet.

I’ve always thought she was trash that wouldn’t matter without the nepotism, not that I care about nepotism, I actually think it makes sense and allows the chosen bloodlines to keep going, to keep inspiring us, to keep telling us what to do and what to think. We need them….but I could just be bitter that she was responsible for Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide because clearly, she’s a soulless monster, but you don’t have to worry about that when she’s strategically covering her old ass face, neck and showing off the fake titties…

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You may or not know that Kate Hudson jumped on the Jessica Alba, Kardashian, whoever the fuck else went direct to consumer with their internet business selling to retards of social media, that’s made them all billionaires with very little work, it was basically an easy and proven hustle, but they still did it!

Anyway the drunk, abusive, reason Owen Wilson tried to kill himself, mom of a few kids with various dads like a blown out hooker who probably got her fuck on at a young age thanks to her mom being Goldie Hawn, before ever getting all the jobs that would have been for Goldie Hawn if she was younger, has got a new enough set of tits and I guess somee face injections where she’s trying to play her booze hound, near 50 year old face off as shining, wrinkle free and youthful, as these old rich bitches and stripers do!

I’ll look at tits, even on overrated nepotism babies, whether they are accomplished and pulled the scam off like Hudson did, or in the gutter wishing they could break free from their mommy’s shadow, it doesn’t mean I find them interesting, smart, funny, good actors, talented, exciting, it just means I’ll look at any fucking tit, even with face injections and filters, even when they are fake, cuz everything is fucking fake, especially with these fucking scammers, but luckily, I’m so open minded when it comes to TIT!

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I have this theory that I totally made up, but have run with for the last 18 years of this site, because Kate Hudson was an “It-Girl” when I started the site, so I’ve built my prejudice or preconceived notions about her….whether they are true or not, who fucking cares..because they entertain me…and since I am the only one on this site…that’s all that matters…

But yeah, my theory is that Kate Hudson was a hollywood rich kid who probably ran around when underage fucking dirty industry dudes until finally getting knocked up by a much older rocker…back when she was 19 or 20….

I don’t know how good the banged out mom pussy is, but it was definitely manipulative enough to make Owen Wilson try to kill himself….maybe she bounced back from that childbirth at a young age or something….SEWED UP the fuck hole…or workedd on her KEGELS…as rich kids don’t really work so hard so they have time to. put into those KEGELS…

Well, she’s a dot com billionaire thanks to her direct to consumer fitness brand that I guess she uses as an excuse to workout, which is probably why her back is more muscular than a crossfit games winner….

Maybe she’s hopping into the whole female body builder competitions thanks to the musculature she’s got….as she nears or passes through menopause…her higher testosterone lets her get her SWOLE on…

I don’t know why she’s in a stripper dress, but I guess this is how all bitches, even the old ones dress…and to the ROMANTIC COMEDY fans of an actress who has played herself in every movie, replacing her aged out mom…..you can jack off to her masculine back..without feeling queer about it.

Menopause is a more socially acceptable gender change procedure…even in this era of everyone being trans…

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I don’t subscribe to anything Kate Hudson. I used to pretend that it had to do with her leading Owen Wilson to his attempted suicide because they were dating at the time of his dark days of ending it all…which would have clearly been a real loss for society as a whole because he offers us so much more than this bitch does…

Disclaimer, I may have made up that Kate Hudson is the reason for Owen’s suicide, but I’ve been running with it for 15 years so WHY STOP NOW…

I do remember thinking Kate Hudson was hot when she was featured in an Architectural Digest issue in 1997 when she was about 18 or 19 years old. When I found out she had a house in COTTAGE COUNTRY CANADA where Cindy Crawford and a bunch of other idiots have their lake houses, and thought for about a minute that I should build a submarine to dock outside their house and wait patiently for her to get drunk and skinny dip, I mean what the fuck else would a pervert Hollywood monster do when in the wildnerness in Canada…

Needless to say, I didn’t make my creeper sub….but in the 24 years since those days…I’ve learned to hate her, find her overrated nepotism and even think she’s grown up to be far uglier than I would have expected…maybe it’s the alcohol, or the demons of being raised in Hollywood…or maybe women just get older and look more and more like shit…I don’t know, I’m not a scientist….

In this GOLD DRESS where she’s being paid to promote Michael Kors because these people don’t do shit for free, even when they are the face of billion dollar fitness brands that have likely made her a billionaire too….even though I think WINE GUZZLER and COCK GUZZLER far more than I think FITNESS INFLUENCER when it comes to Hudson…but I also know nothing about her, just superficial shit, like her all glammed up and still looking bloated and old…but I guess that’s what happens..

Here are some of her in fitness!

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Is Kate Hudson’s fitness collection going public or something? She’s been aggressively posting bikini and workout videos as she tries to be some 45 year old inspiration to the 45 year old fans I am sure she has, because I have a hard time believing anyone under 30 knows who the fuck she is, unless I am underestimating the power of GOOGLE who obviously control all things and would allow kids to find some of her movies or memes…

Today, she’s working out in a crop top that shows off her fake tits, and a pair of booty shorts that should have a target on the ass because it would explain why so many dicks have been up in there and cummed up in there, but I guess being a sad little rich kid is probably enough evidence of that…

I saw some headline about her tips to run a successful brand, it was clickbait, fake news, pandering bullshit obviously part of the publicity stunts she’s been stunting, but I doubt step 1 to launch a business is “Be born to Goldie Hawn”….step 2 “Get acting work to build a brand because your’e the daughter of Goldie Hawn”…..step 3 “partner up with direct to consumer e-commerce specialists with a budget and track record to do all the work”…..step 5 “be the front”….bitch should launch a business program…maybe an ebook….or we can just keep looking at her mom ass doing some weird ass karate kicks for her booty.

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I am sure there are life Kate Hudson fans who fucking love seeing her jumping in a thong despite being a mom of two in her mid 40s, I mean she looks better than most 25 year olds, but that’s probably because despite being more vain and narcissistic, they’re narcissism allows them to get fat and sloppy because they think they are best, while hating everything about themselves, dissecting their insecurities to the most insane microscopic level, while still having the confidence to sell pics of their assholes…it’s a weird contradictory kind of thing…

I am sure if I stared long enough at this thong ass jumping in the water on some rich person vacation, I wouldn’t hate it, I mean I don’t hate it now, even though it goes against everything I know…

I would say that despite hating celebs, I am a fan of the celebrity child grown up in the celebrity world, you know second generation, but Kate Hudson became a celebrity of her own, so I have no choice but to hate her too…if she was a celeb kid just trying to make it, different fucking story….but she was in tons of movies, made tons of money and now is a billionaire from ecommerce fitness gear that she probably only launched to pressure her drunken ass out of bed to workout…you can’t sell fitness gear if you don’t look the part…or you couldn’t when she started…now obese yoga instructors are doing ted talks on racism, sexism and inclusivity in yoga….it’s a weird world….

I would also say that this is the ass that made Owen Wilson attempt to kill himself, so it probably tasted alright back then, but then again, I feel like the Owen Wilson suicide attempt when breaking up with Kate Hudson is a story I heard once, that I’ve committed to, but that very likely didn’t even happen…but it happened in my mind so that’s enough…

Now, from a judgemental cynical pervert’s perspective, there’s this whole movement called ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, not sure if you’ve heard it, but when in a thong, not seeing your asshole, means not participating or turning your back on the ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG….making the THONG pretty obsolete because a THONG without an ASSHOLE exposed is no thong for me…

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