Kate Hudson Short Skirt of the Day

2022

Mar

I have this theory that I totally made up, but have run with for the last 18 years of this site, because Kate Hudson was an “It-Girl” when I started the site, so I’ve built my prejudice or preconceived notions about her….whether they are true or not, who fucking cares..because they entertain me…and since I am the only one on this site…that’s all that matters…

But yeah, my theory is that Kate Hudson was a hollywood rich kid who probably ran around when underage fucking dirty industry dudes until finally getting knocked up by a much older rocker…back when she was 19 or 20….

I don’t know how good the banged out mom pussy is, but it was definitely manipulative enough to make Owen Wilson try to kill himself….maybe she bounced back from that childbirth at a young age or something….SEWED UP the fuck hole…or workedd on her KEGELS…as rich kids don’t really work so hard so they have time to. put into those KEGELS…

Well, she’s a dot com billionaire thanks to her direct to consumer fitness brand that I guess she uses as an excuse to workout, which is probably why her back is more muscular than a crossfit games winner….

Maybe she’s hopping into the whole female body builder competitions thanks to the musculature she’s got….as she nears or passes through menopause…her higher testosterone lets her get her SWOLE on…

I don’t know why she’s in a stripper dress, but I guess this is how all bitches, even the old ones dress…and to the ROMANTIC COMEDY fans of an actress who has played herself in every movie, replacing her aged out mom…..you can jack off to her masculine back..without feeling queer about it.

Menopause is a more socially acceptable gender change procedure…even in this era of everyone being trans…