Kate Hudson is an old as shit drunk with fake tits, who was lucky enough to have crawled out of Goldie Hawn’s vagina all those decades ago, because she was able to replace Goldie Hawn in all the shitty Rom/Con’s because Goldie had aged out, but that they still wanted Goldie for….

It allowed her to make her own name off her mother’s back and her mother probably throwing out her back with all the dick she sucked in the 60s when she came up. It was the era of free love, but I guess it’s always free love when you’re trying to get cast in a movie that will change the course of your entire life….

It’s allowed her to make her own money, create her own celebrity to a weird fanbase of ROMCOM normies, that she now sells product to because that’s what people do now….GET EVERY PENNY THEY CAN off the idiots drowning in debt on the internet.

I’ve always thought she was trash that wouldn’t matter without the nepotism, not that I care about nepotism, I actually think it makes sense and allows the chosen bloodlines to keep going, to keep inspiring us, to keep telling us what to do and what to think. We need them….but I could just be bitter that she was responsible for Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide because clearly, she’s a soulless monster, but you don’t have to worry about that when she’s strategically covering her old ass face, neck and showing off the fake titties…

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