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2021

17

Jun

Kate Hudson Drunk in a Bikini of the Day

From what I know about Kate Hudson, besides the fact that she’s some 45 year old mom with various baby daddy, daughter of a celebrity who managed to use her family friends to replace roles that were written for her mom, but her mom was too old to play them, and as far as I’m concerned there’s nothing wrong with that…

I’ve never been against nepotism, or generational family wealth, if anything it’s a bit of a fetish of mine, since I don’t have any of that…and I like to think how life would be so much better if I was one of these entitled pieces of shit, but you can only really be one of these entitled pieces of shit under the circumstances of actual privilege, because you don’t know anything else…you just know people are obsessed with your parents and thus you, your life and that your family friends give you work…you don’t realize how ridiculous it is cuz you only interact with similar cunts…

Anyway, I don’t think Kate Hudson’s that hot, I did think she was hotter when the family had a cottage in Canada they’d visit and I’d think of hitchiking out to snorkel into their boat house, in hopes of seeing her skinny dipping, but other than that, she’s been pretty disappointing…and a drunk…so seeing her with her two bottles of wine, like 40 year old white girls do, I was in the liquor store last week and saw about 10 fat 40 year old women, who clearly were still single, middle of the road, probably wore shirts that read “Wine Time”….or whatever…and they were all stocking up on wine and I thought…HOW DEPRESSING…

Now I like wine as much as anyone, but sloppy mainstream middle of the road women drunk on wine…a fucking nightmare…even when their mom is famous and thus they are famous…but also rich thanks to high pay days and an E-Commerce fitness brand that’s not quite built around being a drunk, but more about being a basic white bitch.

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2021

01

Mar

Kate Hudson Crotch Shot of the Day

Here’s a Kate Hudson crotch shot that you can safely observe through your computer screen, because you know that it’s dangerous in person, radioactive or just polluted…the Asbestos of vaginas…have you or your loved ones suffered Mesothelioma….or maybe we call her the Round-Up pussy because that’s got their class action lawsuit going too…and I think Kate Hudson may be responsible to the equal number of deaths…at least based on Owen Wilson trying to suicide back when he was dating her….something I’ll never let die because Owen Wilson is god…and anything that tries to take down our blonde rich kid surfer bro from texas is an enemy….

That said, Kate Hudsons scam is really just being born to the right pussy, so that she could take all the jobs otherwise suited for Goldie Hawn…

She was nominated for a GOLDEN GLOBE in some scam of scams because Kate Hudson doesn’t know how to act, but it’s all political, unfortunately, literally POLITICAL…like SHUT THE FUCK up political…all you uptight fucks…

I guess she takes time off from being a dot com ecommerce billionaire at Fabletics to pretend she’s an “artist” and not some drunk Hollywood rich kid who’s been banged out alot..

I am surprised those shorts can contain the monster I am imagining lives in her 40+ womb….but maybe I’m over reacting to a garbage celebrity and her slutty shorts….

Kate and her golden globes because I needed to make a Golden Globe titty reference…in an “she bought em, so at least she’s using em”…titty content.




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2021

22

Feb

Kate Hudson Ass in Leggings of the Day

Kate Hudson is proof that anyone with any level of celebrity can create an instagram brand and become a billionaire, because her brand, Fabletics, is fucking huge and it’s probably got very little to do with her being a partner in it, but I am sure being a rich, spoiled, coddled, second generation hollywood trashcan, probably assumes it is all her…

The only thing I believe Kate Hudson has influence over is casting directors who decided she was the go-to replacement for any role that her mom would be suited for…the romantic comedy where she plays herself….and I guess the guys she fucked or that wanted to fuck her…but they aren’t buying shitty leggings…then there’s Owen Wilson who was rumored to have attempted suicide after he dated her, so she had influence on him too…but I doubt mom’s anywhere look to this drunk, rich before she started, LA rich kid and thought “I want to dress like Kate Hudson”…but I could be wrong, I’ve just always felt she was third tier on the celebrity list…present, in movies, but consistently WHATEVER….

The only time I thought she was hot was in Architectural Digest back in 1997 when they introduced her to the world, I remember thinking Goldie Hawn’s got a hot daughter, nice…but that was before she got knocked up by a bunch of dudes….with babies she brought to fruition and the ones that ended up floating in the toilet / dripping down her leg.

All this to say, the 40 something is 40 something and the legging thing is out of control…even yesterday I saw at least two fat chicks in leggings with asses far too sloppy for leggings, yet there I was staring at their anus ridges cuz the pants were so fucking tight…thinking “I blame Kate Hudson’s money grubbing for this”….



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2020

02

Sep

Kate Hudson Yellow Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson Bikini

Kate Hudson is a mom of multiple kids with multiple dads, you know the high end, luxurious, daughter of a celebrity turned celebrity kind of way, because those conventionally families are for the peasants who don’t have a huge inheritance from her mom to pile up on top of the huge amount of money she’s made doing the best impression of her mom in movies she only got cast in because of her mom….which doesn’t even bother me, I have said it before and I’ll say it again, I am all for nepotism and being born in a shitty family is just the way shit happens….like being born in a rich as fuck celebrity family that opens all the doors for your bratty ass is just the way shit happens….I just never found her all that impressive, or hot, or interesting, or great in any movies I’ve seen her in…and just reduced her to the woman who led Owen Wilson to attempted suicide which is just the kind of pussy she must have….a pussy you can’t see while she’s promoting her billion dollar fitness line, she cropped it out, for obvious reasons, but there’s some tit and an open mouth so I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out what to do with them in your weird celebrity crush fantasies that terrify me, but that I keep fuelling with these celeb pics…I am an enabler.

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2020

28

May

Kate Hudson Fake Titty Committee of the Day

Kate Hudson Swimsuit

I don’t know why drunk Kate Hudson the Own Wilson killer, or attempted killer, back when that poor guy tried to kill himself over a professional, soulless, manipulative LA raised RICH kid, who has gone onto to play her mom in every movie she can, since her mom was too fucking old to keep up the bullshit, low level, over paid acting. I’m not a fan….

I don’t know why she’s promoting TITTY COMMITTEES since she got fake tits last year like some kind of fucking pervert…which in and of itself means she’s got no respect for the tits, but sees them as a vehicle to get more work, more cock, more whatever the fuck girls get fake tits for, it’s clearly not being empowered in their tits….

Unless I am wrong and her tits are real, in which case I am thinking of Kaley Cuoco…ALL these bitches are THE same!

Kate Hudson Swimsuit

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2020

14

Jan

Kate Hudson Does the Splits of the Day

Kate Hudson Tight Leggings

If you read my post the other day and I am sure you didn’t, which is why I am confused as to why I am even writing this, it would just feel odd not throwing in my commentary that basically means nothing when putting up the pictures, you know as a way to bait my opinion, that basically means nothing, into your minds….subliminally maybe…you’ll only see a few key words in each post because you’re a grown ass man and you don’t need to be babied through Kate Hudson’s spread eagled to sell fitness gear that makes her a lot of money because she’s “FAMOUS” and that’s enough to push product now. Fuck credible brands, just buy what some literal rich kid whore is selling….because you saw her in some movies…you lame fuck.

She’s Goldie Hawn’s daughter and after seeing her in a movie called Cactus Flower from the 60s (this is the part I wrote about the other day)…she won an oscar for a less than average porno performance and if she was born in this era she’d likely be the kind of girl selling her panties online after she masturbates in them for tokens…or maybe in porn…either way..lots of hype and false marketing around young Goldie…like there was around her daughter Kate…who got knocked up at 19 because she already had too many abortions from philandering around the Hollywood scene in the 90s….at least that’s the story I heard and I’m sticking to it..and these images give a glimpse into those times by her showcasing her favorite move….the one leg up for deeper penetration….solid.


Kate Hudson Tight Leggings

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2019

19

Nov

Kate Hudson Photoshopped for Women’s Health of the Day

Kate Hudson looking like a crackwhore who once offered me cheap head in a back alley, something always so hard to refuse…or maybe she looks more like an aborted fetus that crawled out of the Hollywood Memorial cemetery to establish a career on her mom’s back….if you know what I mean…just a garbage person…who should have been left in the garbage but instead replaced her mom as the ROMCON leading lady in some of the worst movies ever…

The worst thing about these magazines doing features on the trash celebrities who are only celebrities because their mom is Goldie Hawn, is that their marketing slugs, or tidbits, or bullshit quotes start circulating.

I prefer to focus on the clickbait, like riding a quad in panties at 45 years old, because I find that the only interesting thing going on here, you know drive it to the lowest common dude into chicks, even old chicks, on motorized vehicles that remind them of working the ranch, hunting, or back country hick adventures when disposing of the whore they killed body…

But her quotes are that she’s got struggles as a mother, you know balancing it with her bratty rich kid alcoholism and managing the maids / nannies she’s got on payroll….oh at that she “turns off her phone” to find balance…thanks for the fucking insight you cunt.

This is all just bullshit propaganda used to increase sales for her fitness line, despite not being fit, but being famous enough to speak to older women who buy activewear to wear to the grocery store like they are still 18.

I am not buying into this photoshopped mess of LIES….

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2019

09

Oct

Kate Hudson Bra and Panties of the Day

Kate Hudson Bra Panties

Kate Hudson owns some underwear or fitness gear brand.

I know when I think of Kate Hudson – I think “fitness influencer”….with all that cocaine on her nose….after a late night of drinking….whilst breaking Owen Wilson’s heart as she leads him into suicide….that he luckily worked his way out of because killing yourself over this Black Widow entitled rich brat who only exists cuz of her mom and not cuz the mom has a uterus but because the mom is famous….and who more interestingly has fucked all kinds of men while figuring out her hustle, finding her stride in the rich LA life….that ended with her being a ROM/COM icon….cuz her mom was too old to take the jobs…

What I am saying is that the mom in her 40s is in no ways anyone I would think is good to sell bullshit fitness gear, but as it turns out I am wrong and forget that celebs have fans and can sell all kinds of shit to the idiots who think they are something to look to for guidance…even though they are the LEAST relatable humans in the world. They are coddled and evil…but here’s a mom bod in slutty gear…


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2018

31

Jul

Kate Hudson’s Pregnant Bikini Nightmare of the Day

If these pics of a very pregnant old lady who is pregnant don’t terrify you, disgust you or offend you…there’s something seriously wrong with you, your life, your decisions, everything about you….I don’t know what went wrong for you to be into ready to drop milk filled tit in bikini erotica starring a celebrity who doesn’t matter….I just know you were probably neglected as a child, raped as a child, which I guess is the opposite of being neglected as a child, but rather loved too hard as a child….

Pregnant women have a fucking human growing up near their vagina, that’s terrifying…and pregnant sex is only good in the first month or two when the girl is all hormonal and not fat beyond her tits yet…and only when the baby she’s carrying isn’t yours so that you can cum in her with no fear of knocking her up….something you can’t relate to…because you’ve been lonely as an adult, all socially awkward that makes you dream of knocking up a girl….cuz girls don’t talk to you… just like Kate Hudson’s latest baby probably did…

We can assume when he first met her, he knew he had to keep the charm on hard, run game hard, manipulate her in hard….only to perfectly time cutting open her C-Section scar to have a direct line to impregnate her…bitch is rich, the kid will be taken care of, no pressure…lots of resources…while you can just coast like a K-Fed collecting child support…women do it all the time, gender equality, shit it’s our time…to make it even more interesting, maybe dude should legally change his gender like the guy in Canada who now gets cheaper car insurance, to be the real “dependent” he needds to be to REALLY cash in when their love come crashing down thanks to Kate Hudson being a tyrant, pussy filling from every angle, pushing Owen Wilson to Divorce like she was Asia Argento…monster that she is and that these pics prove she is…

This is beyond ready to drop, this is the fuse is about to make this bitch explode and shoot a baby either out of her like a human cannon, behind the bar where he will learn how to make cocktails for her drunk ass at a young age….splashing afterbirth all over the pool deck….like that time I had giardia and despite the warning signs saying “do not enter the pool if you’ve had diarrhea” I decided to have diarhea in the pool. It was a heat wave, the neighborhood kids hated me for the two day lockdown it caused….

But enough about me, making this post about me, like I was the celeb spoiled brat kid turned celeb…acting like I am the only one in the room…when clearly there’s a pregnant as fuck bitch right here.

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2018

25

Jun

Kate Hudson Topless of the Day

Kate Hudson Topless

Kate Hudson is disgusting, overrated, only exists because of her mom, is surprisingly pregnant despite the STDs you’d assume she’s accumulated and collected over her career…

She’s probably best known for being the pussy that almost took out our friend Owen Wilson, because that’s the kind of manipulative spoiled cunt she is, up on some Asia Argento kick…but luckily wasn’t successful…

She continues to be a queer on Pride weekend, in Rainbow hippie panties pretending she’s a down to earth kind of spoiled fucking brat who only exists cuz she’s a spoiled fucking brat and her mom threw jobs she was too old to audition for – to her daughter…who got them – cuz acting is a scam that requires no talent…

I figure she should use topless pics as an opportunity to flash her actual milk filled fake tits….because that’s what we want to see…none of this cocktease shit…

Kate Hudson Red Bikini

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