I don’t subscribe to anything Kate Hudson. I used to pretend that it had to do with her leading Owen Wilson to his attempted suicide because they were dating at the time of his dark days of ending it all…which would have clearly been a real loss for society as a whole because he offers us so much more than this bitch does…

Disclaimer, I may have made up that Kate Hudson is the reason for Owen’s suicide, but I’ve been running with it for 15 years so WHY STOP NOW…

I do remember thinking Kate Hudson was hot when she was featured in an Architectural Digest issue in 1997 when she was about 18 or 19 years old. When I found out she had a house in COTTAGE COUNTRY CANADA where Cindy Crawford and a bunch of other idiots have their lake houses, and thought for about a minute that I should build a submarine to dock outside their house and wait patiently for her to get drunk and skinny dip, I mean what the fuck else would a pervert Hollywood monster do when in the wildnerness in Canada…

Needless to say, I didn’t make my creeper sub….but in the 24 years since those days…I’ve learned to hate her, find her overrated nepotism and even think she’s grown up to be far uglier than I would have expected…maybe it’s the alcohol, or the demons of being raised in Hollywood…or maybe women just get older and look more and more like shit…I don’t know, I’m not a scientist….

In this GOLD DRESS where she’s being paid to promote Michael Kors because these people don’t do shit for free, even when they are the face of billion dollar fitness brands that have likely made her a billionaire too….even though I think WINE GUZZLER and COCK GUZZLER far more than I think FITNESS INFLUENCER when it comes to Hudson…but I also know nothing about her, just superficial shit, like her all glammed up and still looking bloated and old…but I guess that’s what happens..

Here are some of her in fitness!

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Is Kate Hudson’s fitness collection going public or something? She’s been aggressively posting bikini and workout videos as she tries to be some 45 year old inspiration to the 45 year old fans I am sure she has, because I have a hard time believing anyone under 30 knows who the fuck she is, unless I am underestimating the power of GOOGLE who obviously control all things and would allow kids to find some of her movies or memes…

Today, she’s working out in a crop top that shows off her fake tits, and a pair of booty shorts that should have a target on the ass because it would explain why so many dicks have been up in there and cummed up in there, but I guess being a sad little rich kid is probably enough evidence of that…

I saw some headline about her tips to run a successful brand, it was clickbait, fake news, pandering bullshit obviously part of the publicity stunts she’s been stunting, but I doubt step 1 to launch a business is “Be born to Goldie Hawn”….step 2 “Get acting work to build a brand because your’e the daughter of Goldie Hawn”…..step 3 “partner up with direct to consumer e-commerce specialists with a budget and track record to do all the work”…..step 5 “be the front”….bitch should launch a business program…maybe an ebook….or we can just keep looking at her mom ass doing some weird ass karate kicks for her booty.

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I am sure there are life Kate Hudson fans who fucking love seeing her jumping in a thong despite being a mom of two in her mid 40s, I mean she looks better than most 25 year olds, but that’s probably because despite being more vain and narcissistic, they’re narcissism allows them to get fat and sloppy because they think they are best, while hating everything about themselves, dissecting their insecurities to the most insane microscopic level, while still having the confidence to sell pics of their assholes…it’s a weird contradictory kind of thing…

I am sure if I stared long enough at this thong ass jumping in the water on some rich person vacation, I wouldn’t hate it, I mean I don’t hate it now, even though it goes against everything I know…

I would say that despite hating celebs, I am a fan of the celebrity child grown up in the celebrity world, you know second generation, but Kate Hudson became a celebrity of her own, so I have no choice but to hate her too…if she was a celeb kid just trying to make it, different fucking story….but she was in tons of movies, made tons of money and now is a billionaire from ecommerce fitness gear that she probably only launched to pressure her drunken ass out of bed to workout…you can’t sell fitness gear if you don’t look the part…or you couldn’t when she started…now obese yoga instructors are doing ted talks on racism, sexism and inclusivity in yoga….it’s a weird world….

I would also say that this is the ass that made Owen Wilson attempt to kill himself, so it probably tasted alright back then, but then again, I feel like the Owen Wilson suicide attempt when breaking up with Kate Hudson is a story I heard once, that I’ve committed to, but that very likely didn’t even happen…but it happened in my mind so that’s enough…

Now, from a judgemental cynical pervert’s perspective, there’s this whole movement called ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, not sure if you’ve heard it, but when in a thong, not seeing your asshole, means not participating or turning your back on the ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG….making the THONG pretty obsolete because a THONG without an ASSHOLE exposed is no thong for me…

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From what I know about Kate Hudson, besides the fact that she’s some 45 year old mom with various baby daddy, daughter of a celebrity who managed to use her family friends to replace roles that were written for her mom, but her mom was too old to play them, and as far as I’m concerned there’s nothing wrong with that…

I’ve never been against nepotism, or generational family wealth, if anything it’s a bit of a fetish of mine, since I don’t have any of that…and I like to think how life would be so much better if I was one of these entitled pieces of shit, but you can only really be one of these entitled pieces of shit under the circumstances of actual privilege, because you don’t know anything else…you just know people are obsessed with your parents and thus you, your life and that your family friends give you work…you don’t realize how ridiculous it is cuz you only interact with similar cunts…

Anyway, I don’t think Kate Hudson’s that hot, I did think she was hotter when the family had a cottage in Canada they’d visit and I’d think of hitchiking out to snorkel into their boat house, in hopes of seeing her skinny dipping, but other than that, she’s been pretty disappointing…and a drunk…so seeing her with her two bottles of wine, like 40 year old white girls do, I was in the liquor store last week and saw about 10 fat 40 year old women, who clearly were still single, middle of the road, probably wore shirts that read “Wine Time”….or whatever…and they were all stocking up on wine and I thought…HOW DEPRESSING…

Now I like wine as much as anyone, but sloppy mainstream middle of the road women drunk on wine…a fucking nightmare…even when their mom is famous and thus they are famous…but also rich thanks to high pay days and an E-Commerce fitness brand that’s not quite built around being a drunk, but more about being a basic white bitch.

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Here’s a Kate Hudson crotch shot that you can safely observe through your computer screen, because you know that it’s dangerous in person, radioactive or just polluted…the Asbestos of vaginas…have you or your loved ones suffered Mesothelioma….or maybe we call her the Round-Up pussy because that’s got their class action lawsuit going too…and I think Kate Hudson may be responsible to the equal number of deaths…at least based on Owen Wilson trying to suicide back when he was dating her….something I’ll never let die because Owen Wilson is god…and anything that tries to take down our blonde rich kid surfer bro from texas is an enemy….

That said, Kate Hudsons scam is really just being born to the right pussy, so that she could take all the jobs otherwise suited for Goldie Hawn…

She was nominated for a GOLDEN GLOBE in some scam of scams because Kate Hudson doesn’t know how to act, but it’s all political, unfortunately, literally POLITICAL…like SHUT THE FUCK up political…all you uptight fucks…

I guess she takes time off from being a dot com ecommerce billionaire at Fabletics to pretend she’s an “artist” and not some drunk Hollywood rich kid who’s been banged out alot..

I am surprised those shorts can contain the monster I am imagining lives in her 40+ womb….but maybe I’m over reacting to a garbage celebrity and her slutty shorts….

Kate and her golden globes because I needed to make a Golden Globe titty reference…in an “she bought em, so at least she’s using em”…titty content.

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Kate Hudson is proof that anyone with any level of celebrity can create an instagram brand and become a billionaire, because her brand, Fabletics, is fucking huge and it’s probably got very little to do with her being a partner in it, but I am sure being a rich, spoiled, coddled, second generation hollywood trashcan, probably assumes it is all her…

The only thing I believe Kate Hudson has influence over is casting directors who decided she was the go-to replacement for any role that her mom would be suited for…the romantic comedy where she plays herself….and I guess the guys she fucked or that wanted to fuck her…but they aren’t buying shitty leggings…then there’s Owen Wilson who was rumored to have attempted suicide after he dated her, so she had influence on him too…but I doubt mom’s anywhere look to this drunk, rich before she started, LA rich kid and thought “I want to dress like Kate Hudson”…but I could be wrong, I’ve just always felt she was third tier on the celebrity list…present, in movies, but consistently WHATEVER….

The only time I thought she was hot was in Architectural Digest back in 1997 when they introduced her to the world, I remember thinking Goldie Hawn’s got a hot daughter, nice…but that was before she got knocked up by a bunch of dudes….with babies she brought to fruition and the ones that ended up floating in the toilet / dripping down her leg.

All this to say, the 40 something is 40 something and the legging thing is out of control…even yesterday I saw at least two fat chicks in leggings with asses far too sloppy for leggings, yet there I was staring at their anus ridges cuz the pants were so fucking tight…thinking “I blame Kate Hudson’s money grubbing for this”….

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Kate Hudson is a mom of multiple kids with multiple dads, you know the high end, luxurious, daughter of a celebrity turned celebrity kind of way, because those conventionally families are for the peasants who don’t have a huge inheritance from her mom to pile up on top of the huge amount of money she’s made doing the best impression of her mom in movies she only got cast in because of her mom….which doesn’t even bother me, I have said it before and I’ll say it again, I am all for nepotism and being born in a shitty family is just the way shit happens….like being born in a rich as fuck celebrity family that opens all the doors for your bratty ass is just the way shit happens….I just never found her all that impressive, or hot, or interesting, or great in any movies I’ve seen her in…and just reduced her to the woman who led Owen Wilson to attempted suicide which is just the kind of pussy she must have….a pussy you can’t see while she’s promoting her billion dollar fitness line, she cropped it out, for obvious reasons, but there’s some tit and an open mouth so I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out what to do with them in your weird celebrity crush fantasies that terrify me, but that I keep fuelling with these celeb pics…I am an enabler.

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I don’t know why drunk Kate Hudson the Own Wilson killer, or attempted killer, back when that poor guy tried to kill himself over a professional, soulless, manipulative LA raised RICH kid, who has gone onto to play her mom in every movie she can, since her mom was too fucking old to keep up the bullshit, low level, over paid acting. I’m not a fan….

I don’t know why she’s promoting TITTY COMMITTEES since she got fake tits last year like some kind of fucking pervert…which in and of itself means she’s got no respect for the tits, but sees them as a vehicle to get more work, more cock, more whatever the fuck girls get fake tits for, it’s clearly not being empowered in their tits….

Unless I am wrong and her tits are real, in which case I am thinking of Kaley Cuoco…ALL these bitches are THE same!

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