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2021

01

Mar

Kate Hudson Crotch Shot of the Day

Here’s a Kate Hudson crotch shot that you can safely observe through your computer screen, because you know that it’s dangerous in person, radioactive or just polluted…the Asbestos of vaginas…have you or your loved ones suffered Mesothelioma….or maybe we call her the Round-Up pussy because that’s got their class action lawsuit going too…and I think Kate Hudson may be responsible to the equal number of deaths…at least based on Owen Wilson trying to suicide back when he was dating her….something I’ll never let die because Owen Wilson is god…and anything that tries to take down our blonde rich kid surfer bro from texas is an enemy….

That said, Kate Hudsons scam is really just being born to the right pussy, so that she could take all the jobs otherwise suited for Goldie Hawn…

She was nominated for a GOLDEN GLOBE in some scam of scams because Kate Hudson doesn’t know how to act, but it’s all political, unfortunately, literally POLITICAL…like SHUT THE FUCK up political…all you uptight fucks…

I guess she takes time off from being a dot com ecommerce billionaire at Fabletics to pretend she’s an “artist” and not some drunk Hollywood rich kid who’s been banged out alot..

I am surprised those shorts can contain the monster I am imagining lives in her 40+ womb….but maybe I’m over reacting to a garbage celebrity and her slutty shorts….

Kate and her golden globes because I needed to make a Golden Globe titty reference…in an “she bought em, so at least she’s using em”…titty content.




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