From what I know about Kate Hudson, besides the fact that she’s some 45 year old mom with various baby daddy, daughter of a celebrity who managed to use her family friends to replace roles that were written for her mom, but her mom was too old to play them, and as far as I’m concerned there’s nothing wrong with that…

I’ve never been against nepotism, or generational family wealth, if anything it’s a bit of a fetish of mine, since I don’t have any of that…and I like to think how life would be so much better if I was one of these entitled pieces of shit, but you can only really be one of these entitled pieces of shit under the circumstances of actual privilege, because you don’t know anything else…you just know people are obsessed with your parents and thus you, your life and that your family friends give you work…you don’t realize how ridiculous it is cuz you only interact with similar cunts…

Anyway, I don’t think Kate Hudson’s that hot, I did think she was hotter when the family had a cottage in Canada they’d visit and I’d think of hitchiking out to snorkel into their boat house, in hopes of seeing her skinny dipping, but other than that, she’s been pretty disappointing…and a drunk…so seeing her with her two bottles of wine, like 40 year old white girls do, I was in the liquor store last week and saw about 10 fat 40 year old women, who clearly were still single, middle of the road, probably wore shirts that read “Wine Time”….or whatever…and they were all stocking up on wine and I thought…HOW DEPRESSING…

Now I like wine as much as anyone, but sloppy mainstream middle of the road women drunk on wine…a fucking nightmare…even when their mom is famous and thus they are famous…but also rich thanks to high pay days and an E-Commerce fitness brand that’s not quite built around being a drunk, but more about being a basic white bitch.

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