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2018

31

Jul

Kate Hudson’s Pregnant Bikini Nightmare of the Day

If these pics of a very pregnant old lady who is pregnant don’t terrify you, disgust you or offend you…there’s something seriously wrong with you, your life, your decisions, everything about you….I don’t know what went wrong for you to be into ready to drop milk filled tit in bikini erotica starring a celebrity who doesn’t matter….I just know you were probably neglected as a child, raped as a child, which I guess is the opposite of being neglected as a child, but rather loved too hard as a child….

Pregnant women have a fucking human growing up near their vagina, that’s terrifying…and pregnant sex is only good in the first month or two when the girl is all hormonal and not fat beyond her tits yet…and only when the baby she’s carrying isn’t yours so that you can cum in her with no fear of knocking her up….something you can’t relate to…because you’ve been lonely as an adult, all socially awkward that makes you dream of knocking up a girl….cuz girls don’t talk to you… just like Kate Hudson’s latest baby probably did…

We can assume when he first met her, he knew he had to keep the charm on hard, run game hard, manipulate her in hard….only to perfectly time cutting open her C-Section scar to have a direct line to impregnate her…bitch is rich, the kid will be taken care of, no pressure…lots of resources…while you can just coast like a K-Fed collecting child support…women do it all the time, gender equality, shit it’s our time…to make it even more interesting, maybe dude should legally change his gender like the guy in Canada who now gets cheaper car insurance, to be the real “dependent” he needds to be to REALLY cash in when their love come crashing down thanks to Kate Hudson being a tyrant, pussy filling from every angle, pushing Owen Wilson to Divorce like she was Asia Argento…monster that she is and that these pics prove she is…

This is beyond ready to drop, this is the fuse is about to make this bitch explode and shoot a baby either out of her like a human cannon, behind the bar where he will learn how to make cocktails for her drunk ass at a young age….splashing afterbirth all over the pool deck….like that time I had giardia and despite the warning signs saying “do not enter the pool if you’ve had diarrhea” I decided to have diarhea in the pool. It was a heat wave, the neighborhood kids hated me for the two day lockdown it caused….

But enough about me, making this post about me, like I was the celeb spoiled brat kid turned celeb…acting like I am the only one in the room…when clearly there’s a pregnant as fuck bitch right here.

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