Kate Hudson is a mom of multiple kids with multiple dads, you know the high end, luxurious, daughter of a celebrity turned celebrity kind of way, because those conventionally families are for the peasants who don’t have a huge inheritance from her mom to pile up on top of the huge amount of money she’s made doing the best impression of her mom in movies she only got cast in because of her mom….which doesn’t even bother me, I have said it before and I’ll say it again, I am all for nepotism and being born in a shitty family is just the way shit happens….like being born in a rich as fuck celebrity family that opens all the doors for your bratty ass is just the way shit happens….I just never found her all that impressive, or hot, or interesting, or great in any movies I’ve seen her in…and just reduced her to the woman who led Owen Wilson to attempted suicide which is just the kind of pussy she must have….a pussy you can’t see while she’s promoting her billion dollar fitness line, she cropped it out, for obvious reasons, but there’s some tit and an open mouth so I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out what to do with them in your weird celebrity crush fantasies that terrify me, but that I keep fuelling with these celeb pics…I am an enabler.

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