Here is the nipple that Adam Levine either sucks, or pretends to suck when trying to prove to the world that he’s not a homo, despite what every single song he’s ever releases says about him…

He is one of those people, thanks to his annoying fucking voice, that I can’t fucking stand….

He has polluted my life with his high pitch crap that plays on the radio everyday – in public places…

And whether he’s a cool LA rich kid, or a lame LA Rich kid, and whether he’s a real nice guy who can’t control that the world likes his shit music, that he makes lots of money he probably never needed thanks to being an LA rich kid to begin with or not…I fucking hate everything he represents..and does…

Including, but not limited to his wife..and her nipples, that Victoria’s Secret are nice enough to show us now that they are over the photoshopping of nipples, as the Free the Nipples movement and internet porn have opened our minds up to….

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