When Lindsay Lohan turns to instagram to post gym selfies…you know that everything on the internet may be some kind of elaborate lie…lies fucking everywhere…because Lindsay Lohan is not a representative of healthy living, she’s practically dead and her idea of a workout is her heart rate increasing from being malnourished and high on coke and some uppers…but I guess in turning over a new leaf, a red pubic hair leaf…she figures she can trick us, and more importantly the casting director’s that her life is on track, she’s focused, and she’s in the best shape of her life…so that they hire her…but I’m not buying into this…and I believe all the lies Lohan tells me, but that’s just because she still turns me on.

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