I follow Miley and I follow Mert Alas on Instagram, because Mert and Marcus are the biggest photographers in the game right now, and Miley, well, Miley, as annoying as she is….still gives me boners…because she’s fun, funny, even if full of shit, bubblegum and not authentic at all…because in reality no one is authentic, and thanks to the internet…everyone is just the fucking same thirsty over-connected idiot…but she still shows her tits…and I like tits…

I just prefer when there aren’t graphics on the fucking tits…

So yeah, I saw this going down live, and didn’t care enough about it or about blogging to wait 12 or 13 hours to post it…cuz I have better shit to do…like stare at eager moms in the park…with their hard nipples from all the breast feeding…

You see…real life is shitty, but better than follow other people’s bullshit life…ya know…all this shit is so dumb.

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