Jordana Brewster was a teen soap star in the 90s, which means at least one of you jerked off to her when you called in sick, took the day off school, or was on disability because you’re a retard…and soap opera’s were your porn…it was 1995…and dial-up internet was annoying with the slow loading pictures and no videos…

Since then she’s turned 35…

She’s also done a bunchof Fast & Furious movies…and that’s about it…but I guess that’s all you need to do…just ask Paul Walker…oh wait…you can’t..he’s dead…so ask Vin Diesel…who I thought was gay until last week…only to have found out my friend gave him a blowjob…which brings up an important point…can you still get a blowjob from a girl…if you’re gay…I didn’t ask if he came from it…I just left it at that…and the answer is yes…you can be straight for pay, or to give you street cred or whatever…

Not that that has anything to do with Jordana Brewster, I mean, it may be the reason she got the job…but I figure that would involve more anus.

She’s naked in Allure, not showing her clit…so what’s the fucking point of getting naked….I guess posts like this…

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