Gigi Hadid posted this picture of her getting a birthday facial…that isn’t really a traditional facial or even a porn facial…but more a splashing water on her face while wearing a bikini, which to me implies that she’s getting pissed on…or into that shit…and to me it’s close enough to her taking a load on her face because I can focus on her facial expression and assume it would be the same with semen..

Not that I care about that or about Gigi hadid. Sure, I have no real clue why the world has accepted her and why she’s booking all these campaigns…I do know how she got these campaigns…but not why it worked..

I want to assume she’s a brat with an ego thanks to all the hype she’s getting…but I know nothing about her…she may be the sweetest girl alive..and to judge a book by it’s cover would be wrong…that’s why these bikini pics should be more uncovered…seriously…show us your labia…

She’s not all that great, but it is her birthday, even though it is safe to assume that everyday is her fucking birthday…thanks to a dad who probably gifts her harder than he gifts his sugar babies…

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