Bootleg Rihanna,…who also goes by the name Rita Ora…was walking around in her fitness gear…something that I guess would be more erotic if her fitness gear involved slutty booty shorts..like all the instagram fitness models I assume people are jerking off to…but that her doughy thickness may appreciate spandex pants a little more because it covers up and shapes her…but I guess what she really wishes is that they had magical powers and turned her into Rihanna…because that is pretty much what everything she does is telling me she’s after…

All this to say, who cares about Rita Ora…all these tricks are interchangeable…at least that’s what the black rappers who feature them in their songs are thinking…

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