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2006

11

Jan

Josie Maran the Lesbian

The benefit of being a guy is that there is no such thing as a pure lesbian. The lesbians that never touch dick are usually all emotionally fucked up or rape victims or look like men and you wouldn’t want to get involved with them anyway, no matter how lonely your mom’s basement is. All the hot lesbians are bi-sexual which means they can handle little penises like yours. See, girls all say that all the perfect men are either taken or gay. I guess the difference between guys and girls is that guys want a hot piece of ass who doesn’t give them a headache and gives good head, where a girl wants a guy who looks well maintained and can talk to them about hair and make-up and their new outfit while sippin martinis or shopping for jeans or getting their hair did. Point of this post is to say that although Josie may not be a dyke, she’s holding a girl’s hand so I can only assume they have seen each other’s pussies and that’s dyke enough for me. Lucky for you, the good ones aren’t all taken or gay. I know – I sometimes forget who I am writing to, virgin. You got no chance but have fun jerkiing off to these pics.

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