Not that you care, but Anna Kournikova is the reason DrunkenStepfather.com exists…because when I started in 2004, I didn’t know how to update pictures, so I’d just link to random weird fetish porn and laugh at internet weirdos…before diving into the celebrities are pieces of shit angle that I’ve spent 10 years of my pathetic life on…and the gateway post that went viral before Viral really existed…was this Tennis Player who I don’t know if she actually plays tennis…pulling sand out of her vagina in a yellow bikini…so if Anna Kornikova never got half naked and pulled sand out of her vagina, I would probably be a successful dot com billionaire instead of an interent creep so thanks for that Anna Kournikovee…you Enrique fucking russian bride….I’d like to still suffocate on…10 years later….because all the shitty looking Russians “died” off during communism…leaving the ones with good genes, and athleticism for me to fantasize having a rally with my balls…that was a shitty tennis pun…they happen.

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