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2017

26

Jun

Anna Kournikova Beastiality Erotic Workout of the Day

Anna Kournikova likes getting licked by her dog…

It is always a special time when a nice hot girl says to me that my pug has a great tongue…this is something that happens all the time…to which I say he gets it from his dad, or you should see what he can do with it, or other things related to me eating her pussy…it just gets awkward when it’s a little girl with her mom telling me about my Pug’s tongue and I tell the mom via the little girl that I am essentially the master tongue in this duo…..you know to be seductive…..because it just comes across creepy…even more creepy than this series of Videos of Anna Kournikova, or as I like to call her, the reason this site exists because I posted a set of her in yellow bikini picking and out of her pussy and shit went like wild fire…it was 2004 and people knew who she was…not today…where people have no idea who or why I am posting videos of some Russian doing softcore beastiality…well this RUSSIAN happens to be the least significant yet hottest Tennis Players and that’s all that matters.

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2017

10

Apr

Anna Kournikova is Back with her Bikini Top of the Day

Anna Kournikova is the reason the site is alive…

I’ve had three major traffic on this site, where I hit over 300,000 people in one day, the biggest day was when I was given the Farrah Abraham squirting clip promoting her first sex tape and Gawker linked it up…

The second was the first 6 weeks of doing the site when Anna Kournikova was on the beach in a yellow bikini – pulling sand out of her vagina…a post that went viral before viral was a thing…it was 2004…a post that ended up inspiring at least 2-3 people I know to become big players in the internet space….a post that made me feel the need to update this bullshit for the rest of my fucking life…

So thank her for ruining my life, while staring at her hot Tennis player that was barely a tennis player but is still a Tennis Player her fucks Enrique Iglesisas….

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2015

25

Aug

Anna Kournikova Yoga Pose of the Day

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Anna Kournikova posted her boyfriend of a long time, Enrique’s favorite position…

A little demonstration of how he’s normally the one on all fours…while her cold, mean, souless, but into the money Russian Tennis player who never was plows his love song singing, passionate latino rich kid ass…

And she’s showing some panties, all while still being kinda hot, and reminding me that her bikini pics were the first post on this site to go viral back in 2005…so thanks Anna Kournikova for this horrible existence I’ve felt obligated to update for 4-5 people the last 10 fucking years…

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2015

06

May

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

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Not that you care, but Anna Kournikova is the reason DrunkenStepfather.com exists…because when I started in 2004, I didn’t know how to update pictures, so I’d just link to random weird fetish porn and laugh at internet weirdos…before diving into the celebrities are pieces of shit angle that I’ve spent 10 years of my pathetic life on…and the gateway post that went viral before Viral really existed…was this Tennis Player who I don’t know if she actually plays tennis…pulling sand out of her vagina in a yellow bikini…so if Anna Kornikova never got half naked and pulled sand out of her vagina, I would probably be a successful dot com billionaire instead of an interent creep so thanks for that Anna Kournikovee…you Enrique fucking russian bride….I’d like to still suffocate on…10 years later….because all the shitty looking Russians “died” off during communism…leaving the ones with good genes, and athleticism for me to fantasize having a rally with my balls…that was a shitty tennis pun…they happen.

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