I guess there is life after George Clooney dumped you for some Lawyer who he constantly praises because she probably knows a secret about him…like that he fucks trannies, and is legal owner of such footage, because she’s a lawyer and wouldn’t extort someone into marriage unless she couldn’t get in trouble criminally…

Her name Elisabetta Canalis, she’s from Italy…and apparently…she’s wearing tight pants on instagram…showing what I can assume George Clooney never put his penis inside because he’s gay.

But maybe I am wrong…but what I am not wrong about is that she’s got this level of “this close”…or “almost made it”…but now I’m nothing…about her…and I find it hot..

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