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2015

25

Jun

Elisabetta Canalis Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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If, like Elisabetta Canalis, your hopes and dreams were to one day become the host body for George Clooney’s baby, because it is good for business and finances….and it doesn’t work out for you, because Clooney is gay and had a schedule for each beard he had over the years, and fame whore immigrants only have a small window of opportunity before immigration starts looking for Green Cards…the perfect excuse to break up…

There is hope for you…even if you got so close to not just see the golden sperm…but even tried to impregnate yourself with the golden sperm…only for it to not stick…

There are other rich dudes, who are less careful with their sperm, because they aren’t queer actors..

Here she is either fat, or pregnant, in bikini…

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2015

11

May

Elisabetta Canalis Ass Since George Clooney of the Day

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I guess there is life after George Clooney dumped you for some Lawyer who he constantly praises because she probably knows a secret about him…like that he fucks trannies, and is legal owner of such footage, because she’s a lawyer and wouldn’t extort someone into marriage unless she couldn’t get in trouble criminally…

Her name Elisabetta Canalis, she’s from Italy…and apparently…she’s wearing tight pants on instagram…showing what I can assume George Clooney never put his penis inside because he’s gay.

But maybe I am wrong…but what I am not wrong about is that she’s got this level of “this close”…or “almost made it”…but now I’m nothing…about her…and I find it hot..

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2015

13

Feb

Elisabetta Canalis Looks Fun of the Day

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When George Clooney dumps you, moves onto other girls, because you’re just not good enough, you’re left scrambling to figure out how to break free from being only knowns as the Italian who dated George Clooney. When you throw in Valentines Day, which is huge in Italy I’m sure….it can’t be just an American created holiday based on Consumerism, I mean isn’t St Valentine an Italian? Aren’t all saints deemed saints in Rome? I’m confused. But what I am not confused about is that George Clooney married another chick, praises the other chick, and just threw this one to the curb to fend for herself ..and the good news is she’s doing it tits out…

She was at the Opera…and she kept it classy showing the world the nipples Clooney may not have sucked:

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