Do you believe in life after George Clooney?

Apparently Elisabetta Canalis doesn’t, unless she’s got her full tits out for the world to see and remember her for dating George Clooney back when he had a Lake Como Italian fetish, and using some Italian TV host filled that void, along with eating lots of pasta.

It must be weird getting all that international attention because of the dick you choose to put inside you, only to be totally forgotten 5 minutes after he dumps you….and 10 years later…your attempt to get seen, noticed or paid attention to basically involves walking around topless, like some homeless crackhead who just got fucking raped, or some schizophrenic having an episode unaware that they are actually in public when they strip down and simulate showering in a fountain.

It is Fashion week, so a good excuse to be fashionably topless, plus ITALY is the second country in line for the most cases of Corona Virus, so don’t take chances of getting your outfit covered in disease…

What I am getting at is that I support Elisabetta Canalis and her life after CLOONEY. She’s doing great.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

I guess there is life after George Clooney dumped you for some Lawyer who he constantly praises because she probably knows a secret about him…like that he fucks trannies, and is legal owner of such footage, because she’s a lawyer and wouldn’t extort someone into marriage unless she couldn’t get in trouble criminally…

Her name Elisabetta Canalis, she’s from Italy…and apparently…she’s wearing tight pants on instagram…showing what I can assume George Clooney never put his penis inside because he’s gay.

But maybe I am wrong…but what I am not wrong about is that she’s got this level of “this close”…or “almost made it”…but now I’m nothing…about her…and I find it hot..

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

When George Clooney dumps you, moves onto other girls, because you’re just not good enough, you’re left scrambling to figure out how to break free from being only knowns as the Italian who dated George Clooney. When you throw in Valentines Day, which is huge in Italy I’m sure….it can’t be just an American created holiday based on Consumerism, I mean isn’t St Valentine an Italian? Aren’t all saints deemed saints in Rome? I’m confused. But what I am not confused about is that George Clooney married another chick, praises the other chick, and just threw this one to the curb to fend for herself ..and the good news is she’s doing it tits out…

She was at the Opera…and she kept it classy showing the world the nipples Clooney may not have sucked:

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis