Do you believe in life after George Clooney?

Apparently Elisabetta Canalis doesn’t, unless she’s got her full tits out for the world to see and remember her for dating George Clooney back when he had a Lake Como Italian fetish, and using some Italian TV host filled that void, along with eating lots of pasta.

It must be weird getting all that international attention because of the dick you choose to put inside you, only to be totally forgotten 5 minutes after he dumps you….and 10 years later…your attempt to get seen, noticed or paid attention to basically involves walking around topless, like some homeless crackhead who just got fucking raped, or some schizophrenic having an episode unaware that they are actually in public when they strip down and simulate showering in a fountain.

It is Fashion week, so a good excuse to be fashionably topless, plus ITALY is the second country in line for the most cases of Corona Virus, so don’t take chances of getting your outfit covered in disease…

What I am getting at is that I support Elisabetta Canalis and her life after CLOONEY. She’s doing great.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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