Little know fact…Jewel wrote this song for me….

I was living in a small Alaskan town and we had a whirlwind romance that left her homeless and living out of her car, forced to drive to LA to land a record deal and become insanely famous, despite not being that good at music, but clearly good at something that leads to record deals..that I call…song writing…lyrics that make lonely women feel emotions…but I’ll tell you one thing…she was a much better desperate girl in the 90s pre-youtube trying to go viral…by probably going viral in her own way…these record execs all have herpes…

And sure…that story was a lie, and Jewel didn’t write a song for me…but she has impacted my life by making me nicer to the homeeless girls I fuck…because they are affordable..because they may be rich and famous one day and I want to be the guy they remember being the one who hosed them down and gave them a half eaten sandwich…

Here she is in a bathing suit…no longer homeless…but stil lshowing her pussy definition…

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