If your wife looked like a dude and you weren’t one of those closet cases who is into women who look like dudes because fucking them from behind makes it easy to imagine they have balls bumpin up against your balls, you’d probably turn to porn and strippers to get your fix of real pussy. So everyone can hate on him all they want, but there comes a point in every man’s life when he can’t stomach fuckin’ the bitch he accidentally married and had kids with, without anticipating how she would age, get fat or develop a work out program that makes her look like she’s got more cock than you, all resulting in no longer being something that turns you on….and here she is in a bikini….

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