I was born a long time before this girl. She’s pretty fresh and illegal, comin in at 16 years old but already a dirty girl. I don’t wanna come off as mr fucking morals, because I prove time and time again that I have no morals, but I do know that if I was this girl’s father, I’d probably encourage her to wear something a little less lingerie-like, something like a turtle neck or something. I am not a father however and I make my step daughters run around the house in American Apparel booty shorts and wife beaters with no bra, but if I was there real dad that would never happen. The question today is where is Hayden’s daddy, did he leave the family, was he arrested like Lohan’s dad, why is she such a broken girl and how long before her sex tape is leaked onto the internet.

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