I live near French people and they are lazy as fuck. They never seem to be working. They are always at lunch, drinking wine, eating cheese and bread and nothing ever gets done. It’s that whole livin’ the good life bullshit, but the last 2 weeks the President of the fuckin’ country has been chilling in his bathing suit with his hot assed power hungry/fuck her way to the top slut he is using as arm candy leading me to believe he’s a fuckin’ slacker, more interested in living out some romance on the French countryside, having picnics in the field under a tree and riding their bikes to the sea to skinny dip before making love on the fuckin’ rocks and less into running his fuckin’ country. I’d be mad if I was from France, but they probably have no idea what’s going on, because they are all out doin the same fuckin’ thing…I live in the wrong country….and here’s Carla Bruni and her hot ass in a bikini in pics cuz it’s better than nothing…..

Here’s Sarkozy waving to his people, thanking them for giving him the good life, and givin the rest of us a big fuck you, reminding us of that good life that we’re not livin

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