Hayden Panettiere is trying to hide from the paparazzi because she is leaving a club and she isn’t 21. Boring. Who gives a fuck, I’ve been drinking consistently since I was 14, I was in bars at 16, at 20, I was drunk everyday, fucking random whores and it was a good fucking time, it’s not like this bitch is 12 and wrecking shit up.

That said, celebrity pussy just doesn’t have the same fucking appeal it used to have a few years ago when the starlets were a group of troubled souls everyone idolized on a rampage, doing drugs, taking full advantage of their position, and since those girls have slowly disappeared and people have lost interest, no one has taken their place, so instead of posting about Lohan all night sex parties, I’m stuck talking about a bitch leaving a clube a few months before her 21st birthday. Fuck yourself.

The only thing funny about this is how small Hayden looks in the arm of an asian and I know how small asians are making me realize just how big my little dick would look in her midget hand. It’d me like fucking a 7 year old and I know all you weirdos love that shit….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

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