I still don’t know who Alison Brie is…I don’t watching but I have posted on her a few times before because I do watch pop culture tits…

I’ve wrote things like:

“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…

Wow. I am so genius with my analysis of the Hollywood born and raised actress who was once a birthday clown who failed and went mainstream… because like tits, I also love cheese…I also love birthday clowns….they’re so creepy…

Her real last name is Schermerhorn….destroying my Brie jokes…but not for long, because as of 12 hours ago she’s been engaged to Dave Franco, who I guess is James Franco’s brother who she’s dating…and if you care about this news…you’re weird…

But if you like staring at recently engaged girl tits in magazines…here you go…from the titty now newsworthy titty archives…

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