Bar Refaeli is getting married…or just got married….I know, shocking, a Jewish girl who turned 30 this year getting married..

I know Jewish girls, not all from Israel, but from all over North America, and by 28 it’s like their Marriage clock turns on and they go out there and find an eligible Jewish husband to have a family with, it’s like pre-28, all the Jewish guys and girls are just playing around, partying, traveling the world, fucking non-jews…all night long…I’m talking to your Leo….but as soon as 28 hits, it’s like lock down and get serious…

But not too serious to show the world her ass…because she’s still got an ass…she’s getting married, sure, but Ashley Madison teaches us one thing, and that is that there is Hope that Marriage is no the end, even if it feels like it is as it rapes our fucking souls…

That said, I’ve always found Bar Refaeli overrated and boring…

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