Chloe Grace Moretz has an interesting body at 18…Maybe it is her lack of thigh gap in an era where all girls have thigh gaps…that make me think I am looking at some 14 year old pre-puberty in a bikini…before she grows up to be fat…but isn’t fat yet…thanks to a high metabolism and being on the soccer team…just awkward bodied…because she’s meant to be fat…and is doing everything she can to defy genetics and the hormones in the food…before finally doing the Kate Upton and succumbing to it…letting loose, getting fat..but still being jerked off by nerds everywhere who can’t get over her roles in various nerd movies like Kick Ass…kind of like Kayley Cuoco…or Oliva Munn…the kind of slut with a fan base that doesn’t view her as a slut because she goes to Comicon and sometimes tweets at them…and can really do no wrong…even if her body sees wrong…at least in the upper thigh, ass range…

Maybe I’m just ripping her apart because I’m not ripping her apart…let’s be real, 18 can do no wrong..

I was in a bar the other day talking to some 19 year old kid, and this drunk, high, fucked up girl walked in and I told the 19 year old that she should be his target and that she’d get naked and he was like “GROSS”…..and I was like “she’s 18, in this era that means she could be gross in the pussy, with aids, herpes and everything else..because they fuck all day”…and all I saw was 18…

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