Hilary Duff fans fucking love Hilary Duff. They are most likely the people who still read blogs like DrunkenStepfather that talk about people like Hilary Duff or any of these other sluts like they are newsworthy, like they matter, in some fan boy shit, even if I’m just trying to call the motherfuckers out for being garbage…

She was the 16 year old, daughter of a stagemom, who went Disney and became a huge brand….and the only interesting thing that’s ever happened with her, besides her thick fit sturdy body…was when she was married to a Canadian billionaire who played pro Hockey, because I imagined her as the puck slut getting railed in the lockerroom after the games, and it made her squeaky, possibly scientology reputation more appealing..

Now she’s in Glamour Mexico….and it’s not very exciting..but it is Hilary Duff everyone…that’s all the excitement we need…

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