I like to think that all things are based on Lindsay Lohan…as if Lindsay Lohan is a scale that you can measure something against, whether it’s success, being sold out by your parents, having drug and legal issues while being a famous brat, being insane, or the intensity of your herpes…Lindsay Lohan as the bar you’re measuring it against just makes sense..

So I see a old looking 18 year old, being low level seductive, with red hair…getting tons of media and shitty movie roles, all i see is Lohan…another exploited by her parents, sexualized at a young age, possibly 40, just before the empire they’ve built collapse because humans sometimes collapse…when they are forced into this world they think they are all about…even though the world eats them the fuck up..

Either way, Bella Thorne is posing in sweatpants…with cares like an import model…

She’s in Seventeen even though she’s forty…

And you like her, even if she’s not really the new Lohan, she’s just redheaded, young, busty enough and you want to fuck her….but isn’t really the new Lohan since they aren’t fighting for jobs, even though Lohan got a new job, the only person who ever stole jobs from Lohan is Amanda Seyfried….here’s Lohan in bed….they’re all fucking crazy…

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