Tila Tequila is holding on as hard as she fucking can and this fall from her peak is funny to me. Sure, I like watching people as much as the next guy, but when the person in question never deserved to be a position to fail in the first place, I really like watching them fail.

Tila Tequila, although a lovely girl who probably just marketed herself as a piece of fucking trash internet whore, never deserved to be in any spotlight or on any TV. It was a glitch in the system when internet became mainstream and mainstream didn’t know how to deal, other than give all these seemingly popular people mainstream jobs, without realizing the logic behind why a half naked chick has millions of myspace fans, like the fact that she gets half naked and we’re perverts who like pretending we are friends with chicks who get half naked.

So I’ve been loving that her Ustream videos had 1000 views up until last week’s, where bitch actually fucking masturbated on cam like the cam whore she is, possibly because her dad never hugged her enough or some shit…or because she wasn’t happy seeing her fame dwindle and even that video only got 30,000 views….proving she’s fucking worthless and no one cares…

So she released a shitty video she claims was stolen from her laptop, because I guess celebs or wannabe celebs have issues not having their laptops stolen.

It is 5 seconds long and with her longtime model boyfriend who she pretends isn’t her boyfriend and because she figures being single and bi-sexual is more marketable -even though this motherfucker was the one pressing “Add as Friend” on myspace for her years ago and is just riding the fucking wave under the fucking radar…and here she is playing with his small penis…

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