It is 3 am, and I just realized that I cropped pics of Britney in water to put up on my site. My life consists of finding pics of celebrities in their bathing suits/compromising postitions and I am not even fast or good at it. It makes me wonder why I do what I do. I would tell you a funny story about how one of the girls I used to date was jealous of how hard my nipples would get. She was one of those bitches who always rocked ice cubes to look sexy, and she couldn’t stay with me, because she was jealous of my nipples. I would also write about how this slag is swimming in cut off jeans and a tank top. I would say how it reminds me of the day I fucked my sister. It’s redneck on a hot summer day, after a long day asphalting the dirt road, but why bother. This is my life and I suck at it.

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