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2009

17

Dec

Stephanie Pratt Does Maxim of the Day

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This is unfortunate. The only good thing about this is that it may be the nail in the coffin Maxim needs to be finally buried. Seriously, getting Stephanie Pratt, a serious nobody’s sister to do a photoshoot, is some seriously fucking hanging on for dear life situation, because they either can’t afford or are too irrelevant to get real celebrities…..

The other unfortunate thing in all this is that it’s just pushing this twat farther away from her serious destiny of being a stripper, now she’s thinks she has the Maxim stamp of approval to legitimize her career, because in her retard mind, Maxim is stil relevant….

The real unfortunate thing in all this is that this in my second Stephanie Pratt post today….and that’s too much converage and it goes againt my goal for her, which is to murder her brother and sister in law for publicity, which won’t happen, if people are giving it to her for free….

I wonder if Spencer Pratt jerks off to these because she’s the female version of him, or if he still just jerks off to pictures of himself….yes, Spencer Pratt masturbation habits is something I ponder often….

Let’s hope that she falls asleep with a lit cigarette in her mouth when sleeping in a log cabin with her brother and sister in law on vacation….since she’s too pussy to kill them herself…

I am not posting this because I find her hot. I am posting this to plant the seed in her head that getting rid of her brother will really open up the gates on her career….she’ll really take off….

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