This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who I am guessing is from Russia or some other communist country that is no longer communist but that I pretend is still communist for the sake of comedy…because rationed toilet paper, breadlines, and a love for contraband levis jeans appeals to me and makes me laugh…but not as hard as hot bitches who need to marry fat, lonely Americans to escape their hell, I mean unless they try to other strategy, climbing through Siberian mountains in the snow, hoping to live…..or webcamming..

She’s actually Polish, and is or was a signed model for Victoria’s Secret who friends from New York have told me is actually a cunt..but people are mean, not me, but most people get all sad when a girl is too good for them or doesn’t fuck them…not that it matters..

What matters is that she’s in the is shoot for ZOO, that isn’t the cheesy ZOO UK I assumed it was, unless it was a rebrand, which is too bad because I like when these bitches get a taste of fame before hitting absolute rock bottom..

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