Someone was talking to me about Whoopi Goldberg cuz he knows I jerk off to her every chance I get. He went on about how she’s won every award possible and he mentioned the “People’s Choice Award” and I was brought back to the 80s or some shit. I had no idea shit existed anymore, it just kinda disappeared in its total irrelevance, so when I got back home I googled the shit and saw that it was on last night, making for a pretty weird coincidence, you know a sign from fucking God that I was destined to watch the shit because an aquaintance told me about the shit the day it happened to be on, but that wasn’t enough of a reason for me to be bothered, it just sounds too cheap and shitty to waste my precious drinking time on, but apparently it was good enough for Demi Lovato and her possible nipple slip….probably because she was nominated or a winner because she was the only one who RSVPed attending the event so they had to scramble…either way….useless.

In the People’s Choice Awards’ Defense, Sofia Vergara was there with her tits and that may not make the show relevant but at least it got more tit than you did last night….

Pics via Bauer

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