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Archive for the People’s Choice Category

2011

06

Jan

The People’s Choice Awards Happened and I Don’t Care of the Day

I don’t watch this smut. I can’t handle awards shows created by the industry who creates these “artists”…even if they pretend the people chose, because really no one I know voted, leading me to think the people who did were not representative of reality, but of a niche gang of losers with no friends that no one cares about, looking for entertainment cuz knitting and crying themselves too sleep is getting boring.

I hate these things, but Here’s a recap I wrote based on pictres…

Ashley Tisdale was Ugly as always, Jennifer Aniston Lonely cuz no one wants to have a baby with her, Kayley Cuoco did it for John Ritter cuz he’s dead, Katy Perry brought her tits cuz they are all that matters when it comes to Katy Perry, Kritsten Stewart was Skinny White Trash with Cankles who was fucked by her dad growing up, Mila Kunis left her Culkin Aids back to die alone making her single and ready for me to fantasize about her, Minka Kelly is Not the Hottest Bitch in the World depsite what magazines say and either is Leighton Meester even though her criminal halfway house mom tells her she is to motivate her to suck more dick to get to the top, Natalie Portman busted out her maternity wear and so did Queen Latifah, Selena Gomez Smelled of Beiber Cum cuz teenagers these days know how to party, and Taylor Swift’s ass was still sore cuz Gyllenhaal only fucks the gay way in memory of his fallen love Heath Ledger….cuz he’s gay…and the rest of the trash was not worth mentioning, even if their pictures were worth posting cuz they looked like fucking shit or worth cumming on their tits….I’ll let you come to your own conclusion and that’s all I have to say about the People’s Choice Awards, which turned out to be a lot for someone who claims he doesn’t care….

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The People’s Choice Awards Happened and I Don’t Care of the Day

I don’t watch this smut. I can’t handle awards shows created by the industry who creates these “artists”…even if they pretend the people chose, because really no one I know voted, leading me to think the people who did were not representative of reality, but of a niche gang of losers with no friends that no one cares about, looking for entertainment cuz knitting and crying themselves too sleep is getting boring.

I hate these things, but Here’s a recap I wrote based on pictres…

Ashley Tisdale was Ugly as always, Jennifer Aniston Lonely cuz no one wants to have a baby with her, Kayley Cuoco did it for John Ritter cuz he’s dead, Katy Perry brought her tits cuz they are all that matters when it comes to Katy Perry, Kritsten Stewart was Skinny White Trash with Cankles who was fucked by her dad growing up, Mila Kunis left her Culkin Aids back to die alone making her single and ready for me to fantasize about her, Minka Kelly is Not the Hottest Bitch in the World depsite what magazines say and either is Leighton Meester even though her criminal halfway house mom tells her she is to motivate her to suck more dick to get to the top, Natalie Portman busted out her maternity wear and so did Queen Latifah, Selena Gomez Smelled of Beiber Cum cuz teenagers these days know how to party, and Taylor Swift’s ass was still sore cuz Gyllenhaal only fucks the gay way in memory of his fallen love Heath Ledger….cuz he’s gay…and the rest of the trash was not worth mentioning, even if their pictures were worth posting cuz they looked like fucking shit or worth cumming on their tits….I’ll let you come to your own conclusion and that’s all I have to say about the People’s Choice Awards, which turned out to be a lot for someone who claims he doesn’t care….

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2010

07

Jan

The People’s Choice Awards and No One Cared Except Demi Lovato of the Day

Someone was talking to me about Whoopi Goldberg cuz he knows I jerk off to her every chance I get. He went on about how she’s won every award possible and he mentioned the “People’s Choice Award” and I was brought back to the 80s or some shit. I had no idea shit existed anymore, it just kinda disappeared in its total irrelevance, so when I got back home I googled the shit and saw that it was on last night, making for a pretty weird coincidence, you know a sign from fucking God that I was destined to watch the shit because an aquaintance told me about the shit the day it happened to be on, but that wasn’t enough of a reason for me to be bothered, it just sounds too cheap and shitty to waste my precious drinking time on, but apparently it was good enough for Demi Lovato and her possible nipple slip….probably because she was nominated or a winner because she was the only one who RSVPed attending the event so they had to scramble…either way….useless.

In the People’s Choice Awards’ Defense, Sofia Vergara was there with her tits and that may not make the show relevant but at least it got more tit than you did last night….

Pics via Bauer

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