I don’t watch this smut. I can’t handle awards shows created by the industry who creates these “artists”…even if they pretend the people chose, because really no one I know voted, leading me to think the people who did were not representative of reality, but of a niche gang of losers with no friends that no one cares about, looking for entertainment cuz knitting and crying themselves too sleep is getting boring.
I hate these things, but Here’s a recap I wrote based on pictres…
Ashley Tisdale was Ugly as always, Jennifer Aniston Lonely cuz no one wants to have a baby with her, Kayley Cuoco did it for John Ritter cuz he’s dead, Katy Perry brought her tits cuz they are all that matters when it comes to Katy Perry, Kritsten Stewart was Skinny White Trash with Cankles who was fucked by her dad growing up, Mila Kunis left her Culkin Aids back to die alone making her single and ready for me to fantasize about her, Minka Kelly is Not the Hottest Bitch in the World depsite what magazines say and either is Leighton Meester even though her criminal halfway house mom tells her she is to motivate her to suck more dick to get to the top, Natalie Portman busted out her maternity wear and so did Queen Latifah, Selena Gomez Smelled of Beiber Cum cuz teenagers these days know how to party, and Taylor Swift’s ass was still sore cuz Gyllenhaal only fucks the gay way in memory of his fallen love Heath Ledger….cuz he’s gay…and the rest of the trash was not worth mentioning, even if their pictures were worth posting cuz they looked like fucking shit or worth cumming on their tits….I’ll let you come to your own conclusion and that’s all I have to say about the People’s Choice Awards, which turned out to be a lot for someone who claims he doesn’t care….
People’s Choice
The People’s Choice Awards Happened and I Don’t Care of the Day
I don’t watch this smut. I can’t handle awards shows created by the industry who creates these “artists”…even if they pretend the people chose, because really no one I know voted, leading me to think the people who did were not representative of reality, but of a niche gang of losers with no friends that no one cares about, looking for entertainment cuz knitting and crying themselves too sleep is getting boring.
I hate these things, but Here’s a recap I wrote based on pictres…
Ashley Tisdale was Ugly as always, Jennifer Aniston Lonely cuz no one wants to have a baby with her, Kayley Cuoco did it for John Ritter cuz he’s dead, Katy Perry brought her tits cuz they are all that matters when it comes to Katy Perry, Kritsten Stewart was Skinny White Trash with Cankles who was fucked by her dad growing up, Mila Kunis left her Culkin Aids back to die alone making her single and ready for me to fantasize about her, Minka Kelly is Not the Hottest Bitch in the World depsite what magazines say and either is Leighton Meester even though her criminal halfway house mom tells her she is to motivate her to suck more dick to get to the top, Natalie Portman busted out her maternity wear and so did Queen Latifah, Selena Gomez Smelled of Beiber Cum cuz teenagers these days know how to party, and Taylor Swift’s ass was still sore cuz Gyllenhaal only fucks the gay way in memory of his fallen love Heath Ledger….cuz he’s gay…and the rest of the trash was not worth mentioning, even if their pictures were worth posting cuz they looked like fucking shit or worth cumming on their tits….I’ll let you come to your own conclusion and that’s all I have to say about the People’s Choice Awards, which turned out to be a lot for someone who claims he doesn’t care….
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