I think writing rude myspace messages to people is funny. Even if no one else is in on the fun with me, I’ll just write my smack and laugh to myself, because I am crazy like that. The fact that one message to someone I don’t know can make them despise me is funny. My whole person is determined by 5 stupid lines that I write and that’s fuckin’ jokes. It’s not that I get off on making people hate me, it’s that people take shit so seriously that I laugh.

This is a myspace message I wrote to some girl who called me a grouch and told me to fuck off….her name Booyakasha, because quoting Ali G isn’t played out yet….

Re: Cunt…

why don’t you learn how to have a little respect. If you want to be treated proper-like, you shouldn’t tell people to fuck off. that’s rude, and no one likes cunt who talks back, that’s how you get spousal abused. Know your role, do your make up, do the laundry and make babies, bitch.

Let’s cuddle.

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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