I went out at lunch today and ended up next to a group of girl in leggings and crop top shirts, rockin’ Victoria’s Secret bags, fake tans…they were clearly mall shoppers with too much make-up….one was even doing her nails at the table, a touch up from the manicure she got from Viet ladies at the spa…they had great asses, round ass, fat asses….it looked like they went to the gym to only work on their asses and they probably did….one had fake tits, one had no tits and the fat one…who kept talking about black guys she fucks…was dressed like she wasn’t fat…

They were basic, middle of the road, average girls…in my era they would have been GAP shoppers, rockin’ their Khakis…..but thanks to the Kardashians…and I guess Jersey Shore…the GAP turned Ed Hardy Tribal Tattoo has turned into this….

I don’t interact with humans, but when I see the things I see in pop culture trickle down to these people…so many people…I realize why the Kardashians work…everyone is too into themselves to bother pointing and laughing and hating…instead they are like “she’s popular, must be doing something right’….

This isn’t a post about the Kardashians…it is a post about humanity…how we are all doomed…but at least perverts like me can stare at their asses….and if I was younger, I’d buy bottles in clubs and fuck them all…they look porny.

So my pledge to you this weekend is to go out there and find some mall shoppers…if not to fuck but to stare at…it’s the weirdest shit ever…

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