Heidi Klum is in Cannes…so she did what you do when you’re European to begin with and you get on a boat…especially when you’re old as fuck and still look this good…so it doesn’t matter when you get topless, if anything it’s a fucking humble subtle brag….especially when you factor in her dozen kids she has with SEAL who was a massive man – with a penis you know destroyed this woman in so many way – yet still bounced back looking like this…

Maybe it’s science, I am not a scientist, maybe it’s german genetics thanks to HITLER….maybe she likes to be shit on…I don’t have these answers…but I’ll just stare at her tits instead…and that’s saying a lot since girls die at 25 to me…

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