I figure you broke ass motherfuckers could take advantage of this contest and make your broke ass motheruckers some money.
All you need to do is write Pornhub somewhere in a video that doesn’t have to be sexual, or have nudity, or be pornographic, so you don’t need to recruit the women you are already scared to talk to and if you get the most views, you are elegible to win 10,000 dollars.
You know 10,000 dollars is a lot of money you can use on pussy, strippers, gambling, drugs, booze, even a vacation, so you can write it on your chest in peanut butter and have your dog lick it off you, or you can write it on the sex doll you made out of old towels, newspaper, cold cuts and a picture of your favorite celebrity and become rich enough to spend 10,000 dollars on something you’ve always wanted.
Here’s the press release that just landed in my inbox and realize how much I do for you, you’re lucky to have me, cuz no one else cares..and I really think you should enter videos for free just based on the fact that you have obviously used their site to jerk off before…..
As a fan of your site we thought you and your readers will be interested in our upcoming contest. Pornhub is about to launch its first online video contest: Pornhub Fever, where we will be giving out $15 000 USD in cash prizes.
Yes, we’re an adult site. But video entries DO NOT have to be adult in nature. We are looking for fun and unique videos. They can range from reciting Shakespeare to singing Baby Got Back in acappella while dancing in a camel costume. As long as the Pornhub insignia is visible in the video we will accept it.
For webmasters, this means that your readers could upload videos about your site. Maybe they’re giving a review or reading directly from your site. It’s up to you and your readers what content to upload.
This is a worldwide contest and the amount of traffic and views checking out the videos will be staggering. Winning videos will be displayed on the front page of Pornhub.com with a guaranteed exposure of over 250 000 viewers.
Voting begins February 24, 2010. Each week for five weeks cash gifts totaling $1 000 USD are given to the winners.
1st: $600 USD
2nd $250 USD
3rd $100 USD
4th $50 USD
5th: A Pornhub t-shirt1st and 2nd place winners will not be eligible for subsequent weekly votes. The grand prize of $10,000 USD is held between the top two winners of each week. The contest ends April 7, 2010.
Whether you’re interested in added exposure or want to compete in the contest yourself, it’s your call.
To find out more about Pornhub Fever: http://contest.Pornhub.comShould you have any questions or comments, please don’t hesitate to contact us.
The Pornhub Team
SO START SENDING IN YOUR VIDEOS NOW AND YOU CAN WIN!!!
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