I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2016

01

Aug

Joanna Halpin Topless for Byrdie Mack of the Day

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Joanna Halpin has 275,000 instagram followers….on her INSTAGRAM because she’s really relevant, current, a celebrity in some ways, you know because her instagram – that was probably built off of slutty pics, nude pics, high concept nude pics, topless bikini pics, etc….but that she’s turned into a lifestyle account, with close ups of grapefruit…

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Because tits may get hits and followers, but they don’t get female followers and they don’t appeal to the fashion brands she wants to get paid by…

Seriously, 275,000 instagram followers and I’ve never heard of her….because you can buy 1,000,000 followers from India for 100 dollars.

The good news is that her tit pics still exist, and clearly still happen, even if she’s she swapped out her strategy to become a fashionable, design, travel and art “curator”…to make more money and to be more than just a whore, while being a whore.

Not so brilliant, but people buy into the bullshit, which is more reason to hate Social Media…it’s the fucking worst…

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