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2017

17

Nov

Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin Shoot of the Day

Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin Shoot

Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin are apparently sisters, they are in this together, taking on the instagram world of self promotion the right way, because they are in it together, creating a fetish for people who like fucking sisters, or sisters who fuck, the kind of incest far more normal to jerk off to than dads fucking their daughters…right..

I don’t know if they are actually related, but they are free spirited, hip, current, and topless together, as sisters should be…

Here are the updated topless pics…

Posted in:Joanna Halpin|Sarah Halpin

2017

24

May

Naked Halpin Sister of the Day

Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin are apparently sisters, they are in this together, taking on the instagram world of self promotion the right way, because they are in it together, creating a fetish for people who like fucking sisters, or sisters who fuck, the kind of incest far more normal to jerk off to than dads fucking their daughters…right..

I don’t know if they are actually related, but they are free spirited, hip, current, and topless together, as sisters should be…

I do know that anyone with a penis, has known sisters they want to fuck, or see fuck each other, at least I know that every girl I’ve dated with a sister, I’d look at the sister and think, damn, why did I get the shitty sister, the other one is so much better, I’d like her to sit on my face, while the one I date eats my ass, how can I make that happen….well..it’s hard to make happen, because most sister aren’t like these sisters, willing to fuck each other for money, and really that’s a flaw in society…we should raise sisters to feel it is ok to lick each other’s asses for the benefit of men watching on everywhere…it does great in porn.

Posted in:Joanna Halpin|Sarah Halpin

2017

22

Mar

Slutty Model Sisters Leveraging that they are Sisters to Make Their Topless Shoot Go Further of the Day

Sarah Halpin and Joanna Halpin are sisters…who are making moves, very slowly, as models who get naked – both doing the same hustle because both come from the same household and have the same moral and value system – but who know above all and most importantly – as the Budwesier Twins and the Playboy Twins of our era….knew…that two is better than one – and when girls get naked together – while related – even if it’s not a big deal – and they aren’t eating each other out…magic gets set off in our soul….

This is as trashy as all the other TWINS….but it’s the instagram era…where the quality and posing of images is less trashy…it’s soft lit, soft focus, posted romantically but the underlying message is still the same…trash…and if this is TRASH I am happy to be both the garbage man picking it up, or the homeless man digging through it for food scraps to sustain….

Posted in:Joanna Halpin|Sarah Halpin

2016

11

Oct

Joanna Halpin by Emanuelle Ferrari of the Day

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There was a time when Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, but from my experience, the number of instagram followers a model had, didn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she made modelling, because girls who are working models, would theoretically not bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers…..but now everyone is a self promoting hooker, because they can only get work as self promoting hookers…

But times have changed…and this one’s got 280,000 followers, in a way she’s gone “viral”…and she shoots with other people who have gone viral like this Emanuelle Ferrari, who I remember having no followers but who now has 350,000 followers, because that’s the world we live in….

So instagram photographer and instagram model…doing big things beyond instagram…thanks to instagram…fascinating how this bullshit works…

This hoot is badminton on tennis courts, and I have a racket sport fetish, and can never get enough girls with rackets, even if the image is semi played the fuck out…

VIA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Joanna Halpin|SFW

2016

01

Aug

Joanna Halpin Topless for Byrdie Mack of the Day

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Joanna Halpin has 275,000 instagram followers….on her INSTAGRAM because she’s really relevant, current, a celebrity in some ways, you know because her instagram – that was probably built off of slutty pics, nude pics, high concept nude pics, topless bikini pics, etc….but that she’s turned into a lifestyle account, with close ups of grapefruit…

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Because tits may get hits and followers, but they don’t get female followers and they don’t appeal to the fashion brands she wants to get paid by…

Seriously, 275,000 instagram followers and I’ve never heard of her….because you can buy 1,000,000 followers from India for 100 dollars.

The good news is that her tit pics still exist, and clearly still happen, even if she’s she swapped out her strategy to become a fashionable, design, travel and art “curator”…to make more money and to be more than just a whore, while being a whore.

Not so brilliant, but people buy into the bullshit, which is more reason to hate Social Media…it’s the fucking worst…

Posted in:Joanna Halpin

2016

06

Jul

Joanna Halpin Tits of the Day

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Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, but she is showing tits…

Sure, she looks like every single other model on instagram, which from my experience is everyone – because the number of instagram followers is all that matters and is what makes a model an actual model…

Whether she’s a legit model, whatever that means, modling is dumb…or some self promoting whore whoring herself tits out like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers, trying to get noticed by the one dude who has a wallet, or the ability to get them work….she’s still showing tit…and that’s what matters…

This is the dream of today, the summer job, the hobby, the everything…from poor to rich, fat to thin…all girls everywhere try to exist amongst each other despite being saturated…I am committed to look at the tit..

Posted in:Joanna Halpin

2015

24

Apr

Joanna Halpin Nipples on Instagram of the Day

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Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, which is the default modeling agency of the world…at least according to the lame fucking girls who have huge followings….while the number of followers an actual model has, doesn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she makes modelling, because girls who are working models, don’t bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers, trying to get noticed by the one dude who has a wallet, they are too busy already making money, and all the fringe instagram models, are just doing that shit for free, to get followers, or likes, because it makes them feel about being spoiled rich kids and/or broke ass models working at walmart…

That said, here’s Joanna Halpin’s nipple…because real models show their nipples on instagram…and I like to look…

Posted in:Joanna Halpin

2014

20

May

Joanna Halpin by Byrdie Mack Nipple of the Day

Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, but from my experience, the number of instagram followers a model has, doesn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she makes modelling, because girls who are working models, don’t bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers, trying to get noticed by the one dude who has a wallet, they are too busy already making money, and all the fringe instagram models, are just doing that shit for free, to get followers, or likes, because it makes them feel about being spoiled rich kids and/or broke ass models working at walmart…

That said, here’s Joanna Halpin’s nipple…because real models show their nipples and I always look!

Posted in:Joanna Halpin