The only thing hot about pregnancy is that it makes tits milk filled for a little while. I guess that’s the logic husbands use when they try to fuck their post pregnant wife and her newly stretched out pussy in a “hey at least she’s got tits” despite the other 30 pounds she’s gained and won’t lose but will blame you for every time you fight or she tries to squeeze into her wedding dress only to be reminded of her new mom body….which usually happens well after her milk has dried up and her tits are like empty grocery bags in the wind…and the whole thing is depressing but not as despressing as Ellen Pompeo’s haggard face…

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