Britney Spears was out shopping in a ridiculous outfit and I don’t think she was wearing a bra, because her nipples that are positioned great for midgets to suck on, seem to be exposed, but I’m too lazy to look, I just figure anyone dressed like a court jesters is about to lose her fucking shit again and the whole world will get another Britney Spears media takeover…I figured she’s already shaved her head for us, maybe this time she’ll shave her pussy in some manic rage for us, but I guess that’s just wishful thinking and the liklihood of her next episode being hot is really unlikely and I’ve got my money on her taking a shit in public, jumping off a bridge, or something equally funny but not so easy to jerk off to, but then again, since bitch turned 18 she hasn’t been so easy to jerk off to….

Either way, here are some pics of her lookin like she’s a bout to blow the fuck up in some wild bloomers you’d expect to find on your grandmother back in 1890…something that may bring back fond memories of childhood masturbation…if you’re 70.

Pics via Fame

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