I am - Lohan SNL and the After Party

2006

Apr

I am – Lohan SNL and the After Party

We all have weaknesses and mine just happens to be Lindsay Lohan. I came across the stills from SNL and decided to post them here, because you are all a bunch of perverts who can appreciate this kind of thing. By appreciate, I mean masturbate to, because that is the closest thing you can get to sex….I know you are the kind of guy who spends weeks in your workshop making rubber vaginas out of the scraps of materials left over from making your swords for Sci -Fi day. I never understood those motherfuckers, they hide out all winter making swords and other primal weapons, they meet in parks and re-enact wars/battles. This shit is fucking INSANE and the average age is always around 30, anyway, you’re that guy, the virgin with the sword, in a fake battle, fighting to save the fake kingdom, living in your mom’s basement, building a fake vagina to simulate sex with Lohan and that’s what makes you fuckin’ creepy. Point of this story is to say a lot of weirdo’s have jerked off to Lohan, and I want to call out to the girls who read this site to think about how many dudes have jerked off to you. I’m talking the customer at your store, your co-worker, dudes in your class, your dad’s friends, your teacher, the butcher, the baker, your little brother while watching you shower, the neighbor, lots of fucking people have had sex with you in their mind and that’s what makes you fucking slut. Cuddles.

SKIT #1 – Bikini Under Sheer Dress